WHERE"S MY MAG!!!!!

I would like to know if anyone knows HOW to get in touch with FLY TYER subscription department??
I signed up for a 12 months about 4 months ago.
I received a notice a while back that I would receive my first issue.
I went on the site and sent the Editor a E-Mail and it failed.
I tried to access the customer service on the FT site and it didn’t work.
I want my magazine or I’m going to throw a TANTRUM!!!
Thanks,
Doug :smiley:

Dougie, Dougie, there , there,…I’ll take care of you :roll:

Fly Tyer…1 800 397 8159

Ducksterman, LOL :lol:

I know where your copy of Fly Tyer is. Just go to the “For Sale” board and you will see that “rawfish” got an extra copy and he gave it away! I am sure that was your copy! :slight_smile:

I contacted the MMAA (Missing Magazines Association of America) and they told me that they suspect FOWL PLAY!
I think I’ll try to pass my amateur Investigator Test again so I can track it down.
It is suspicious that Rawfish just gave away a copy of Fly Tyer on the For Sale board.
Anyway, I can hardly wait to get my FIRST issue because it’s great fun to try and find the articles HIDDEN in all the advertisements! :smiley:
Doug :smiley:

Ducksterman, Thanks for the phone #
I’m hoping Fly Tyer will send me a Key Chain or Decal for my trouble.
What I would really like is for Fly Tyer to send me ALL the back issues for the past five yrs.
I’m sure we can settle out of court.
Thanks,
Doug :roll: :oops: :shock:

Dougie - Not to worry. My postal service friend agreed to divert your magazine to Klamath Falls for me to peruse to insure it is an appropriate publication for a person of high moral character such as you. I have been hard at work at this endeavor and have completed up to page 3. Hopefully I will finish soon, but then again fishing season is drawing nearer :stuck_out_tongue:

Tim

Doug, Doug, Doug, RW here,

I worked for the post office for 33 years. Let me assure you, also, that no fly fishing postal worker would “ever” think about leafing through such a fine magazine as Fly Tyer, thereby slowing down your delivery time. In addition there is usually a 6-to 8-week wait for new subscriptions, plus, Fly Tyer is a quarterly ( which might mean something and, then again, might mean nothing).

The dog-eared pages might mean…well, never mind. Forget I said that. I think your worries are unfounded at this time. Why don’t you just go out and buy a copy of “Field and Stream” to keep you occupied while awaiting your new subscription to “Fly Tyer”. There should be some great articles on ice-fishing that you may find interesting.

Hope this helps.

Later, RW

Thanks,
There’s nothing like starting your day off by being PARANOID!!!
I think I’ll buy a COSMOPOLITON and learn about women.
Thanks Again!
Doug :smiley:

Ducksterman,
Do you have any other ideas???
I called the phone # and they were not available.
I suspect that Fly Tyer is experiencing some problems.
Doug :evil:

Doug, I just dialed that # and the recording said due to inclimate weather the customer service area is temporarily closed…darn global warming…it has all kinds of implications :twisted:

I should call AL G. he could make a movie about it!
This is what I get because I haven’t had a magazine subscription for yrs, this kid comes to my door selling mags for his school and I thought I would help him and ME. I at least helped HIM.
I’ll get this straightened out if I have to go all the way to the Supreme Court.
Doug :smiley:

Clue: Kid at the door.

Cheers?

MontanaMoose

I made the check out to his school.
Recently it was confirmed that my magazine was on the way.
It doesn’t matter, I make mistakes on a regular basis, so chalk it up to bad judgement.
At least I didn’t get married!
Doug :smiley:

If You really think you are going to learn about women from Cosmo then a missing fly fishing mag is the least of your worries.

What can I learn from pictures? :smiley:
Doug :oops:

Doug, RW here

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean “they” ain’t after you.

RW

I LIKE the way you say DOUG! RW Here :smiley:
Now that I think of it there were two guys with fishing vests on, riding bikes, following me today!
One of them had a hat like Colonel Blake (M.A.S.H.)
with a bunch of lures on it.
I hope Klinger doesn’t show up!
Doug :shock:

Well thank heavens for that ! Listen, you can’t just go marrying anyone that walks up to the door ! :))

Cheers,

MontanaMoose

What if it’s LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
Doug :smiley: