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December 8th, 2003
Fishing vs Sex Sent in by Mike Davis
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#20 - No matter how much whiskey you’ve had,
you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional
to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes
of you Fishing, you don’t have to worry about them
showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about
people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you
don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of
you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available,
he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind
if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have
to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at
the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers
to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you
don’t have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner
for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your
partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again?
We just fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever
think about?”
Originally published December 8th, 2003 on Fly Anglers Online by Mike Davis.