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May 15th, 2006
School Excuse Notes
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take
P.E. today. Please execute him. ****
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick
and I had her shot.
****
Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan.
28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
****
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
****
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday
he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
****
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
out of his face.
****
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was hurt in the growing part.
****
Megan could not come to school today because she has
been bothered by very close veins.
****
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
****
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were
crossed out.]
****
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
****
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
****
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault…
****
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend with the Marines.
****
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well.
****
Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday.
His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I
was in bed with the doctor.
****
Originally published May 15th, 2006 on Fly Anglers Online.