Went to the local pub the other night . There was a new bar maid serving and was built like a dead heat in a zepplin race.
Got home and told the wife , wife "WHAT IS A ZEPPLIN "
I did not bother.
Brian
:? :roll:
On the bright side, she could have hit you and said “That’s for knowing the difference.”
Brian,
You must be YOUNG! If you want to get older, you best not broach the subject of WEIGHT with women.
Doug 
To D SHOCK
I never mention weight only LOVE HANDLES.
Brian
PS Doug I am a spritely 71.
Brian. Did you notice if there was a “led” zepplin?
I think that should be spelt LEAD .
Brian
I was thinking of the loons.
Brian,
Your a WISE man! and still a young man at seventy one!
Be Careful Over There!
Doug P.S. Merry Christmas!
Then again there is always the tried and true …“But Honey , I want a real woman, and real women have curves , just like yours” This will oftimes fend off a wrathfull “bride” (also a good word to use at home , “bride” that is ).
Believe me. I know what not to say and what somtimes will work. After living through …
1Mom
1Stepmom
2Grandmothers
1wife
1ex-wife
3sisters
3daughters
3sister in laws
2Mother-inlaws
9neices
Take it from me ,the tried and true"You’re right and Im such a pig" ,etc. etc,has definite social benifits.
Cheers :lol:
Then again there is always the tried and true …“But Honey , I want a real woman, and real women have curves , just like yours” This will oftimes fend off a wrathfull “bride” (also a good word to use at home , “bride” that is ).
Believe me. I know what not to say and what somtimes will work. After living through …
1Mom
1Stepmom
2Grandmothers
1wife
1ex-wife
3sisters
3daughters
3sister in laws
2Mother-inlaws
9neices
Take it from me ,the tried and true"You’re right and Im such a pig" ,etc. etc,has definite social benifits.
Cheers :lol:
Perch,
I feel SOME of your pain!
You must have the BEST manners known to mankind.
You’ve had TWO Mother inlaws? WOW! :shock:
Merry Christmas!
Doug
Brian;
The defination of Voluptuous is a woman that has curves in places where most women don’t even have places!!
"To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, Shut Up."
Ogden Nash