Note to Sagellbean ...

OK … you’re the new guy here; you “fish” in South Dakota; ya got lots going for you, so I’ll be kind. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF TELLING PEOPLE THERE ARE TROUT IN SOUTH DAKOTA!!! Gawd! It’s a well known fact that THERE ARE NO TROUTS IN SOUTH DAKOTA!!! You really want all these guys fishing up there!!! (if there were any trouts there!):stuck_out_tongue:

Wish I’d known a couple weeks ago that you’re there. We just got back from, mostly, the Big Horn area in Wyoming (I CAUGHT CUT THROATS!!! MY FIRST!!!), and a pass through in the Black Hills. We’ll be back (good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise!!) in May. Maybe we can get the SD contingency together for some fine eating or/and fishing.

Welcome to the board. I think you’ll really like it here. And I’ll be nice … as long as you don’t tell anyone about the trouts in SD :rolleyes:

Sagellbean…you were warned!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Gee! So there are Trout in South Dakota :wink: I TOLD YOU GUY’S! Joe I’ve packed the Spam, Mikey bring some Fudge. We’re moving to Trout country, Now that they have Trout.

Sagellbean,
Quote Wikipedia; (South Dakota)Due to higher elevation and precipitation, the ecology of the Black Hills differs significantly from that of the plains. The mountains are thickly blanketed by various types of pine, mostly of the ponderosa and spruce varieties. Black Hills mammals include mule deer, elk (wapiti), bighorn sheep, mountain goats, and mountain lions, while the streams and lakes contain (SEVERAL SPECIES of TROUT.) End Quote.
Your not the only one who is in trouble! :oops:
Doug

Hang on for for just a bit longer. I’ve got bread coming out of the oven real soon (man does not on SPAM alone…). I’ve got my gear in the truck, kissed the dog, kicked the wife and I’m hot to trot!

:shock:OMG, Sagellbean!!! Now look what you’ve done!!!:rolleyes::stuck_out_tongue:

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OH! THE HUMANITY!!!
Doug

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Doug

HEADLINE NEWS…From Whoreallycares Newsline

ISLAND NATION OF OHIO SUFFERS MASS EXODUS.
OCCUPANTS HEADED TO NON-EXISTENT TROUT STREAMS OF SOUTH DAKOTA

GROCERY SHELVES STRIPPED OF FLOUR, PEANUT BUTTER & SPAM
PRESIDENT DECLARES ISLAND NATION A DISASTER AREA AND PUMPS IN $16.85 IN FEDERAL AID.

Governor convenes cabinet meeting to determine how many more lottery games will need to be added to offset revenue loss.

<oh, good … oh, really good …>

Just keep in mind who started this. Yeah, it was YOU, Your Royal Highness.

Your Court Jesters hard at work putting a smile on your face.:smiley:

Taken from The Sunday edition of Ohio’s SoWhatsItToYa’ Newspaper:

Date: 09/21/08:

"Ester Gear, the Governor of The Island Nation Of Ohio, has declared that "Henceforth, this glorious date of September 21, 2008, shall be forward known as “The Vast Improvement of Our Nation’s Population Day”!!
Governor Gear, declared this statement when it was brought to her attention, the exodus from her Island Nation’s populace, of what’s been described as; Our most “miscreant citizens”, which have supposedly embarked from the nation’s borders to relocate to another area.
When questioned, as to “how can a holiday of such importance be declared over the mere debarkation of only 3 citizens?”, Governor Gear remarked; “You have NO IDEA, what “these few” leaving, ,mean to the overall improvement of our Nation’s reputation, economic stability and appearance as a whole, to the rest of the world!”

After searching Ohio’s records, including post office posters, Veterinarian birth records,various parole boards and landfill excavation sites, for identification of the migrating citizens, reported to be on this “exodus”, this reporter, in an effort to quell rumors, as well as to not heighten anyone’s false hopes, has learned the names of those purportedly responsible for this celebration:
(Known, “Alias names” have been used, to protect this paper from any and all litigation):
OhioFly”- “Known to increase the already strained numbers of The Nation’s population base by his flirtatious actions”.
OhioTuber”- (also goes by “The Buckeye Bandit”, “Vise Thief”,and “Fudge Breath”- “Known to willfully swindle innocent newbies, to the sport of fly fishing, out of their very expensive pieces of various gear at unheard of and ridiculous prices”. (CAUTION! Obviously has NO conscious, approach with care if spotted).
Joe V.”- (also goes by “The Photdough God”, “The Oven God”, “The SPAM God”. “Warrior For A SPAM Free World” and “Who,Me?”.
"Known for very little of any importance. Actually thought to be “quite benign”, as he seldom is spotted out of doors. Spends the majority of his time alone in his own kitchen. IF, spotted, however he can be easily recognized by the rapid wringing of his hands, a red “oven glow” to his eyes and his low utterance of the words “SPAM” and “Better Bread, Better Bread”, all words are repeated over and over again, to the point of nausea.
The above list is supposedly on their way to an undisclosed location, known only as “Notrouts North Dakota”.
However, Governer Gear was overheard exclaiming at a press conference: “We don’t care WHERE IT IS, as long as it’s NOT still, within OUR borders!”

Glad I didn’t have anything to do with this.

Oh, no … ugh, ugh … not you Mr. Innocent!!!:stuck_out_tongue:
And, Dougie … who believes anything they read in Wikipedia?!:rolleyes:

Boy’s! They are on to us!! We need new Identities :cool:

ohiofly,
I found some new identities for you Ohio’ns!; http://www.kcrunning.com/SuperHeroes.jpg
Doug

Just take your disguises off and go back to the natural look -

No one will guess who you are, and you can get to SD faster. Well, maybe not faster, but for sure cheaper !!

Betty,
This guy does!; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wales
Doug

Hmmmmmmm…? Perhaps we should put this to the rank and file and they can give us new alias’s. How 'bout it, posse? How do YOU see the Bad Boyz?

Only by remembering our past mistakes, will we avoid the same in the future.:rolleyes: