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July 10th, 2006
Murphy’s Technology Laws From Joke of the Day
#1 – You can never tell which way the train went by
looking at the track.
#2 – Logic is a systematic method of coming to the
wrong conclusion with confidence.
#3 – Technology is dominated by those who manage what
they do not understand.
#4 – If builders built buildings the way programmers
wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came
along would destroy civilization.
#5 – All great discoveries are made by mistake.
#6 – Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
#7 – All’s well that ends… period.
#8 – A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and
hours are lost.
#9 – The first myth of management is that it exists.
#10 – A failure will not appear until a unit has passed
final inspection.
#11 – New systems generate new problems.
#12 – Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
#13 – A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds
as 20 men working 20 years make.
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Originally published July 10th, 2006 on Fly Anglers Online.