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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with
his doctor.
The doctor said, "We have three possible donors.
The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident.
The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and
who died flying his private jet.
And, the third donor is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30
years.
Which do you want?"
After some careful thought, the patient replied, “I’ll take the lawyer’s
heart.”
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen
the lawyer’s heart.
“It was easy,” explained the patient…
“I wanted a heart that hadn’t been used.”
Originally published June 15, 2009 on Fly Anglers Online by From Joke of the Day.