How To Tell the Sex of a Fly - Lighter Side

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February 21st, 2005

How To Tell the Sex of a Fly Sent in by Al Thomas

A woman walked into the kitchen to find
her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were
on the phone.”


Originally published February 21st, 2005 on Fly Anglers Online by Al Thomas.