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October 10th, 2005

How To Clean the Toilet Sent in by Vicki Daigneau

  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup
    of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

  2. Pick up the cat and sooth him while you carry
    him towards the bathroom.

  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
    and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

  4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never
    mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is
    actually enjoying this.

  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
    a “power-wash” and “rinse.”

  6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
    Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
    and the front door.

  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
    quickly lift both lids.

  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
    through the bathroom, and run outside where he will
    dry himself off.

  9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Originally published October 10th, 2005 on Fly Anglers Online by Vicki Daigneau.