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November 15th, 2004

Hilarious Classified Ads From Joke a Day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites=================

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

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FREE PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out
awhile…Better be reward.

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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED… Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened used once.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
married last month. Wife knows everything.


Originally published November 15th, 2004 on Fly Anglers Online.