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March 22nd, 2004
Funny Proverbs from Joke-of-the-Day
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Middle age is when broadness of the mind
and narrowness of the waist change places. -
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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Junk is something you’ve kept for years and
throw away three weeks before you need it. -
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables
you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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Someone who thinks logically provides a nice
contrast to the real world. -
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never run out of material.
Originally published March 22nd, 2004 on Fly Anglers Online.