Ecumenical Eschatology?, Lighter Side

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September 29th, 2003

You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive? Sent in by Robin Rhyne

Makes one think, and puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 …$10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19…$ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 …$10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 … … $10 .00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 … … $33.60 per gallon
Vick’s Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 … $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 … $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 … … $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 … $84.48 per gallon

Here is the REAL KICKER… Evian water 9 oz for $1.49,
$21.19 per gallon.

$21.19 FOR WATER!..and the buyers don’t even know the source.
And let’s not forget what “Evian” spelled backwards is,
…LOL!! (NAIVE)

So, the next time you’re at the pump, be glad
your car doesn’t run on water, Scope, or Whiteout,
or Heaven forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your
next trip to the pump!


Originally published September 29th, 2003 on Fly Anglers Online by Robin Rhyne.