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May 2nd, 2005
Blond and the Sheep
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick
of hearing blonde jokes that she had her
hair cut and dyed brown.
A few days later, as she was out driving
around the countryside, she stopped her
car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said
to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many
sheep you have, can I take one?”
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, “Sure!”
The blonde thought for a moment and, for
no discernible reason, said, “352.”
This being the correct number, the shepherd
was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed,
“You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to my end of the
deal. Take your pick of my flock.”
The blonde carefully considered the entire
flock and finally picked the one that was by
far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her
and said, “O.K., now I have a proposition for
you. If I can guess your true hair color, can
I have my dog back?”
Originally published May 2nd, 2005 on Fly Anglers Online.