I’m not a fan of these things but for some reason I read mine in the paper today. The last part bares words of widsom.
“Theres always someone with a ruler ready to measure a fish story”.
Tim
There are even those of us with a good scale available if we need to pull it out.
Rick
From The Onion
Leo July 23 - August 22
You’ll feel like a fish out of water this week when a group of large men drag you onto the bow of their boat, remove the steel hook from your jaw, and strike you in the back of the head with a hammer.