April Fools 2026
For a few glorious hours on April 1, 2026, visitors to flyanglersonline.com saw this instead of the site. We hope you got a laugh.
Breaking: FlyAnglers Online Acquired by BaitMaster Holdings International
April 1, 2026 — Livingston, Montana / Waco, Texas
After 29 years as the internet’s premier fly fishing community, FlyAnglers Online (FAOL) has been acquired by BaitMaster Holdings International in a deal valued at 14,784 nightcrawler equivalent units (NEUs).
The acquisition, finalized late last night over gas station coffee and a handshake at a Love’s Travel Stop on I-90, comes amid what industry analysts are calling “The Great Feather Shortage of 2026” — a perfect storm of tariffs, supply chain disruptions, and a controversial new regulation classifying peacock herl as a “luxury import.”
“Look, we’ve been watching the writing on the wall,” said BaitMaster CEO Chuck Sinker III. “When a size 16 dry fly hook costs more than a bucket of shiners, the market has spoken. The future is bait.”
“We fought the good fight. But when my dubbing supplier called to say a single bag of Superfine would cost more than my truck payment, I knew it was time. At least with BaitMaster, the worms are domestic.”
— FAOL Founder, wiping a tear onto a half-finished Royal Coachman
Under the terms of the deal, all 14,784 fly patterns in the FAOL database will be “converted to bait-equivalent guides.” The company has already begun the process of renaming classic patterns:
| Classic Pattern | New BaitMaster Name |
|---|---|
| Woolly Bugger | The Nightcrawler Alternative |
| Adams | PowerBait Dry Pellet #16 |
| Elk Hair Caddis | Synthetic Elk-Adjacent Protein Lure |
| Pheasant Tail Nymph | BaitMaster SubSurface Worm Simulator |
| Clouser Minnow | Just Use an Actual Minnow, Honestly |
| Royal Wulff | The Royal Worm (Now Scented!) |
What This Means For Members
- All member accounts converted to BaitMaster Rewards points
- Fly tying forum renamed to “Worm Threading Tips & Tricks”
- Free complimentary Styrofoam bait cup with first login
- Trip reports must now include “bait used” field (mandatory)
- The Lighter Side renamed to “Funny Fish Fail Videos (TikTok)”
- Catch & release section replaced with “Stringer Showcase”
Industry reaction has been swift. The Federation of Fly Fishers released a one-word statement: “No.” A Change.org petition titled “Save FAOL From The Worm People” had gathered 47 signatures by press time, mostly from the same person using different email addresses.
BaitMaster has assured the community that the transition will be “smooth and bait-forward,” and that the site’s beloved tagline will be updated from “By Anglers, For Anglers” to “By Baiters, For Baiters — Live Worms Available at Checkout.”
The company also announced plans to replace the site’s fly tying video library with a single 45-second video titled “How to Put a Worm on a Hook (It’s Not That Hard).”
“The trout don’t know the difference.” — Chuck Sinker III, probably
BaitMaster Holdings International is a wholly owned subsidiary of BigWorm Consolidated Industries (Cayman Islands) LLC. Securities offered through NightCrawler Financial, member FINRA/SIPC (just kidding). Past worm performance does not guarantee future catches. The surgeon general has determined that PowerBait may stain everything you own permanently orange.
Happy April Fools from FAOL. We’re not going anywhere. 