Trout Snax®
by Jack Ohman
Tired of matching the hatch? Absolutely sick about not getting that Masters
in entomology? Agonize no more with tender, golden juicy, delicious
Trout Snax® from Salmonida Cuisine Styrategies. They're created tasty
bite sized chunks of trout dining pleasure that will say "goodbye Baetis, hello
bait" before you can say emergent trailing nymphal husk. Just pop on a
Trout Snax®, and trout will be fighting to get on your barbless hook.
Trout Snax® are available in delicious flavors ranging from Browntrout
Bites, Kamloops Parfait, Brookie Pate, Rainbow Whiz, PorkRind Sparkle Pupa,
and Grayling Gulps. Available in kosher varieties, too!
Trout Snax® - When cheating meetin eating.
Price: $39.95 per one ounce (resealable bag).
~ Jack Ohman
Excerpt from Get the Net!
published by Willow Creek Press, Minocqua, WI. Thanks Jack!
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