I came home to find Bambie, Bubba & Bella traipsing through my back yard munching on the tulips and hyacinths. Mama wouldn't let me get out the .177 break barrel for fear the neighbors would call the cops and say I was hunting in the city. I was only going to shoot them in the butt to get their attention, but the party pooper was not budging on the gun solution to our deer problem. So, I let the dog out and the dumb mutt just stood on the deck barking at them at the back of the yard. I think the wife and the dog are both losing their grip as they age. Sheesh, a guy just wants to have a little fun....it's not like I was gonna kill anything....