I'm not allowed to go fishing on Father's Day because the kids will be here to celebrate the day. What's wrong with this picture? I'll probably end up grilling as well, and they'll cart home all the extra food. Something's wrong here.

BTW, my kids are 22, 26 and 29, and they don't fish any longer.

Joseph the Longsuffering, woe is me, oh woe is me.