Joe:
If you put aluminium foil on the antenna lead and slide it up and down that will also help to clarify the signal. You know its the same aluminium foil, you use in your hat to keep the aliens/Government agents and the like from brainwashing you with secret radio signals.
I sure hope the Government isn't putting those spybot micro chips in the spam anymore.

Hawaii the The Aloha State, land of Hula Girls, Sunshine, Pineapples and SPAM!

The State bird of Hawaii. is The Nene or Hawaiian Goose. Which is a very Close relative of the Canadian goose.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...diangeese.html

The State flower is the Yellow hibiscus
The state Flowers are Hawaiian leis
The State dish is a mixture of Raw Fish SPAM, Pineapple and some other icky goopy stuff. Called Poi.
Pronounced- Poi
The State Fish - Is the Humuhumunukunukuapuaa.
Pronounced - Hoo-moo-Hoo-moo-Noo-koo-Noo-koo-AH-poo-AH-ah.
For non Hawaiians who cannot Hoo moo Noo Koo it also goes by the name Fred.
(Because an ingredient of Poi is that disgusting Spam it is illegal to add the state fish to the state dish thus making it the outlawed poo poo Poi . )


The state Marine Mammal is the Humpback Whale. Spam fed Humpbacks are known as the botched pigmy porpoise because of their stunted size and misshapen bodies.

The State tree is the Kukui or Candlenut. Often used in the production of Spam, insecticides, dioxins poisons and other really scary icky stuff.

The state gem is Black Coral. Which is really just Spam Fed white coral. Only one feeding is required to turn white coral black, however two servings are required for gem quality coral . It is a very rare and hardy white coral that survives the first Spam feeding due to the various toxins in the meat. Thus the rarity of Black coral.

Spam is the state mystery meat.

The State mystery is why anybody would eat Spam.

For a complete history of Spam go to www.pinkmeatsuicide.com

For my Hawaiian friends the above is meant as purely humor and should not be taken as an insult to your wonderful State. Perhaps an insult to Spam but no more than that.