What I'M NOT ADDICTED!!
I'M JUST OBSESSED WITH THIS SITE.
TIE FLIES ALL THE TIME.
BLOW TONS OF MONEY ON FLY TYING MATERIALS THAT I ALWAYS THINK I NEED.
LOVE CASTING THOSE EXPENSIVE THINGS CALLED FLY RODS.
GOTTA HAVE THAT NEW SLICKEST HIGHEST FLOATING FLY LINE THAT WILL SHOOT 10,000 MILES IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE FOR THOSE TROUT I COULD NEVER REACH BEFORE.(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HOOKSET?)
GUESS I NEED A NEW ROD TO GO WITH THAT NEWWW LINE I JUST GOT, OH DARN I HAVE TO GO TO THE FLY SHOP.
OHHH THAT REEL LOOKS NICE! HMM I LIKE IT'S SOUND, I'LL TAKE THAT TO.

I'm going crazy!
Of course I'm only kidding here