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    Default Woodland warning

    If you are fishing in the cold of winter, and if you are wearing the surgical gloves under your glomits, (you know the ones; one size fits all -NOT), remove the surgical gloves before attempting to un-zip or re-zip your jeans while participating in a ?relief trip?. The little bit of excess glove fits wonderfully in the teeth of the zipper, causing all upward or downward motion to cease, leaving you in the very awkward position of pants part way up and a glove sticking out of the zipper. And a very long walk to the car.


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    Thank YOU! I really needed that!! Made my day and for some reason I could see that person walking to the car/truck with that glove sticking out of the zipper!!! Loved it! Thank you!


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    My eyes ! My eyes ! man get that on tape and win yourself $10.000 on Americas funniest videos . It was a good thing I hadn't just taken a drink of something or I would be cleaning the screen and keyboard about now . ROTFLMAO
    For God's sake, Don't Quote me! I'm Probably making this crap up!

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    Gives new meaning to doing the WAVE
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    Betty, Thats what I like about you. Your not afraid to let it all hang out LOL

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    Gee Whizz I just had a vision of the old Hamburger Helper commercials jump into my head.LoL.
    Imagine the fun Al would have had with this one. Thank you, Betty!

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    Betty! That was YOU!???

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