You can't dictate to the fishies.
John
Recent Thought .....
You can't dictate to the fishies.
John
The fish are always right.
"The answer to a question not asked is always NO!"
For my fellow Catholics...."He's about as useful as b*lls on a Bishop!"
Mike
FAOL..All about caring, sharing, & good friends!!
Eat desert first, life is short!
Haven't had time to read all of this yet, but will as soon as I can.
Wyo-Blizzard
"I am not as think as you drunk I am"
As in the Army, I have never had a bad day Fly fishing, some damn uncomfortable days but never a bad one!
Everyone must believe in something and I believe in Fly Fishing and Fly Tying and believe I will
Member of Project Healing Waters & Fly Fishing Canada, Project Healing Waters Canada
Whether good or bad, this too shall pass.
Fear profits a man nothing.
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
- Riddle
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." --Nora Roberts
"Man I am glad to see you, I was afraid I was going to be the ugliest guy here" My greeting to some of my good friends. One replies, "You still are!"
"You can be right or you can be happy" Advice to young husband, author unknown.
"A man who doesn't laugh at himself will have it done for him" -UJ
Wisdom of Will Rogers follows:
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. (Or wave sticks in the air and call it fishing ? my revision UJ)
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
Want to hear God laugh? Tell him Your plans!!!
"If a man ain't huntin' or fishin', he's fritterin' away his life." - Rancid Crabtree
Life is easier if you learn to plow around the stump.
"Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig", Lazarus Long
"If hindsight is 20/20, why don't folks see more clearly with their head up their a$$?" , Cottonmouth
"Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not."
Lazarus Long
"The bigger the b***hole, the bigger the knife." Karl from Anderson Forge
"Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not."
Lazarus Long
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