All about SPAM (by popular demand)

[Joe Valencic]

Visit www.spam.com

Yes, friends and neighbors, here is the starting point where you can voice your opinion about all things SPAM. This is where you can share your favorite recipes and experiences with the canned luncheon meat that has sold over 6 BILLION cans of SPAM, and rapidly approaching 7 BILLION cans. Feel free to come out of hiding and show the rest of the world that you're proud to be a SPAM Lover.

Did you know that SPAM can bring out the artist within you? Here's what a SPAM fan did for Holloween in lieu of carving a pumpkin:



Enough from me, now it's your turn to share SPAM with your fellow FAOL'ers.

Joe

[DShock]

[namekagon]

Give me a BRAUNSCHWEIGER sandwich with onions any day!

[TyroneFly]

Monty Python Spam Song
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[Flyandtie1]

It's a pesky thing that keeps showing up in my inbox....

[DShock]

TyroneFly,
That is a GREAT SONG!!!!!
Doug

[flybinder]

This post is fun, so I'm ONLY KIDDING, but;
"Isn't is just AMAZING......what happens to fly fishermen, when the weather changes, it gets cold and wet, many seasons come to an end and yet................. our beloved fly fishing community and boards carry on anyway?

There's just something.....................errrrrrrr. "ROMANTIC", maybe is the term, in just how the talk turns from; "Blue Winged Olive" to SPAM", discussions, songs and I'm SURE poetry will be next?

[Joe Valencic]

This post is fun, so I'm ONLY KIDDING, but;
"Isn't is just AMAZING......what happens to fly fishermen, when the weather changes, it gets cold and wet, many seasons come to an end and yet................. our beloved fly fishing community and boards carry on anyway?

There's just something.....................errrrrrrr. "ROMANTIC", maybe is the term, in just how the talk turns from; "Blue Winged Olive" to SPAM", discussions, songs and I'm SURE poetry will be next?

We certainly are an eclectic bunch, aren't we? Just when you think it's getting boring, one of our local talent rise to the occasion and bring forth hearty laughter for old and young alike. We have a poet laureate, but I can't remember who that is. God, I love this place...

Joe

[nighthawk]

Well, here is something for you to chew on:

First, this will come as no surprise to most of you, I am a bit off kilter, eccentric, a wobbly goblin, cracked pot and, some say, a bit of a screw ball. Here is the proof, like you all needed proof of that fact. I like Spam. Spam and eggs, Spam burgers, Spam mac and cheese, cold cut Spam, fried Spam, Spam and cheese, Spam salad and etc... I'd even like to deep fry Spam in Mikey's turkey fryer.

Second and last is more Spam trivia. What did they call the original Mercury, Gemini and Apollo Astronauts? Answer: Spam in a can.

[Joe Valencic]

First, this will come as no surprise to most of you, I am a bit off kilter, eccentric, a wobbly goblin, cracked pot and, some say, a bit of a screw ball.

...and you're in better shape than a lot of us!

Joe