You know you've caught more, and bigger, fish than your partner when:

  1. They offer to go ahead on the path, then take the best water.

  2. They lead down the moose path, through the 6 ft tall willows, and let the branches slap back in your face.

  3. You holler at them to look at a fish … repeatedly … and it’s not till after your release it that they turn and say, “Huh?”

  4. You ask them to take a picture of the fish, cuz you’ve got your hands really full, and get the same response as #3.

  5. You stand there in the afterglow of catching and releasing a big one, and get the “steely eye” look in response.

  6. The silent treatment goes on all evening, in to the next day, and a good bit of the remaining week.

And you just smile!!

It couldn’t have been too bad, I didn’t see any mention of Cheez-Its pilferage.

Ed

Or anyone turned into a toad.

Ooooooo … must keep mouth shut!!!

Sounded like one of those high output air conditioning incidents, realllllll chilly afterward.

Sports Fans, Miss Betty can’t eat Cheez-Its with her mouth shut.
<chomp><crunch><munch> (repeat)

Ed, waiting to see just how Swamp Witch Betty can keep her mouth shut.

P.S. Hey Uncle Jesse, wanna try some of these Tabasco Sauce Cheez-Its?

I like the Jalapeno Jack version myself, I consumed my share, and probably someone else’s, of the Tabasco Cheez Its before they came out with the Jalapeno version.