You know you're getting old when... (not FF)

I just couldn’t resist sharing this. I’m still laughing to myself.:stuck_out_tongue:

A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”

He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.”

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and
I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride.”

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride”

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”

Ribbit, Ribbit :rolleyes:

Larry —sagefisher—

AH Yes–Im older then that guy and a frog legs dinner sounds great. BILL

Aaww, dawg gonnit now the frogs are going to start talking back too.:(;):smiley:

Hey, on second thought that is not bad deal. If the frog gets too sassy you can always kill it and eat the legs! You won’t go to jail for it either. Thanks, Bill.:smiley:

Joe; you didn’t say…Whatd’ya name your new, pet, frog?

Joe,
You might be surprised to know, that Frogs can sing too!http://www.frogsonice.com/froggy/images/frogs1.jpg
Doug :smiley:

How deep is frog deep?

NEE DEEP , NEE DEEP, NEE DEEP.

The answer is, "Jug-O-Rum, Jug-O-Rum, Jug-O-Rum. What was the question? Who was Jeremiah?

Jeremiah was a BULLFROG…‘till Joe ate his legs! No more County Fair leapin’ contests for him.
Mikey

Poor, poor, Jeremiah…
I’m gonna miss him.
He was a good friend of mine.
Even tho’, I never understood a single word he said…

LOL
Great story…
Flyfisher121

Smart man…

O.K., you all are going to get it now. Go here and turn on your audio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtYnCmw2CWE

Yes that is “The” song by none other than Three Dog Night. Yes I am old enough to remember listening to it on the A.M. Radio. We thought it was great when the 8 track and radio were combined into a tape deck for your car, remember? With F.M. Stereo no less! Geez, now I am showing my age.;):shock::lol:

…The A.M. radio, a factory in dash tube set you had to wait for it to warm up ta hear yer tunes, with big chrome pushbuttons for yer four favorite stations, Three Dog Night and Wolfman Jack:) …ModocDan

Alright, dude, that tears it. I am stopping to pick up 'Tuber and Joe on my way to your house where we will all participate in a Wolfman Jack remembrance!:smiley: I miss the Wolfman! Check out this site:

http://www.wolfmanjack.org/wolfhistory.htm

My old truck aka:Harvey has his original 6volt tube set. Nothing
better to take me back to those good times with my dad then tooling down
the road pushing them big chrome buttons.

Thought I would post this link for repair of those old radios
just in case. The above comment made me do a quick search
and I located it.

http://www.everythingradio.com/Car%20Radios.htm

Song; “Clap For The Wolf Man”
Group; The Guess Who.
Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die

Do Ron Ron and the Duke of Earl
They were friend’s of mine
The highway’s on my moonlight drive
Snuggled in, said “baby, just one kiss”
She said “no, no, no”
Romance ain’t keepin’ me alive
I said “hey babe, do you want to coo, coo, coo”
She said “uh, uh, uh”
So I was left out in the cold
I said “you’re what I’ve been dreamin’ of”
She said “I don’t want to know”
(Wolfman Jack: “Oh you know, she was diggin’ the cat on the radio”)

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
(WJ: “Yes baby, I your doctor in love”)
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(WJ: “Everybody talkin’ about the Wolfman’s confidence of love”)

Seventy five, eighty miles an hour
She hollers “slow, slow, slow”
“Baby I can stop right on a dime”
I said “hey baby, give me just one kiss”
She said “no, no, no”
But how was I to bide my time
I said “Hey baby, do you want to coo, coo, coo”
She said “uh, uh, uh”
Said I’m about to overload
I said “you’re what I’ve been livin’ for”
She said “I don’t want to know”
(WJ: “Oh, you thought she was digging you but she was digging me”)

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
(WJ: “As long as you got the curves baby, I got the angles”)
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(WJ: “It’s all accoridng to how your boogaloo situation stands, you
understand”)

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
(WJ: “You ain’t gonna get 'em, cuz I got 'em”)
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(WJ: “You might wanna try, but I’m gonna keep 'em”)
Clap for the Wolfman
Clap for the Wolfman
(WJ: “And I got 'em all”)
Clap for the Wolfman
End Quote.
Doug

FYI- In the movie “Slingblade” a scene cuts to the owner of the small engine repair shop finishing the punch line of a joke to a customer. Unless I’m mistaken, that’s the same joke.

I just realized that today, so I’ll have to watch it again to make sure.

You know your getting old when people hold the door for you and call you MISTER. Also when the neighbors children call you MR BILL a spanish sign of respect for elders. And some cant write a post that is short and to the point–I never read the long ones. MR BILL