REE,
Got the lay-z-boy set up also. Do I need to find the remote for this? Can we get this thread in Hi Def? Will there be gratuitous use of emoticons?
Best regards, Dave S.
Ed, you sly dog you! This is absolutely brilliant. You are getting Betty to deal with your undesirable co-workers and it isn’t costing you a thing. As long as you make sure the toads are released alive( near a nest of garter snakes maybe?) I don’t think you are even violating any laws.
Didja think the toads may be coworkers who have roamed past your office just as I was releasing a “jolt” aimed at you??
Okay folks here is ma’s song. Swamp Witch by Jim Stafford. Turn on your audio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA8ULJoEShk
Now if ma’s magic don’t get you I got a Little something for ya.
L.o.L.
You would have to post that, cause it got me to click onto Mountain Rhythm - Dueling Banjos , yep, good music
Larry —sagefisher—
Okay,
Thanks…
But the name of the Swamp Witch in the song was ‘Hattie’, not Betty. Was Betty the original?
Is Hattie one of Betty’s kids?
If there really are ‘swamp witches’ rather than just one Swamp Witch, are they ALL Betty’s kin?
Buddy
Buddy … was that “Hottie” or “Hattie”???
Something tells me when this is all over, I’ll have a toad for the vice president of the CCU. lol
Dear Royal,
The modifications to your broom have been finished, however with the addition of the turbo your fuel economy has gone down. But on the good side! The zip gun works great!!
Please remember to fasten your seat belt and enjoy the modifications! :mrgreen:
Yiiiieeeeeeee Haaaaawwwwwww!!!
The only flaw I can see here is the lack of actual swamps here in N.E. Kansas. Of course she does seem to be enjoying the new broom an awful lot. Is there a subculture of prairie witches?
On my broom again!!
Just can’t wait to get on my broom again!
The life I love is tying hexes with my friends!
And I can’t wait to get on my broom again!
<with sincere apologies to Willie Nelson>
good thing you apologized to willie. for sure there’d have been a “HEX” on your broom from the great man.
Oh this thread is great entertainment for a cold snowy weekend! When I saw the Jim Stafford reference I thought of two things: Wildwood Weed, and Dr Hook’s Marie Laveaux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtdQiOPRDfA
But if this thread continues I’ll have to overnight a shipment and sheesha and charcoal to keep the hookah from going out as I sit back and watch like the rest.
I think the “great man” has other things on his mind…like how to keep outa jail on ANOTHER pot possession charge
Since Ed has let the black cat out of the bag I have been authorized by my contacts in the department of homeland security to tell you a bit more. During all those years in Washington Betty was working for the CIA on the American Sorcerers Squad (There is an official acronym for this group but this board won’t let me print it.) Her last major assignment was cursing Saddam Hussein. She is widely held to be responsible for his perpetual diaper rash. Her love philtres were also very popular among those in the know in Washington.
I just hope during this time of important playoff games in the NFL, EdD did not distract an important member of the KC Chiefs from fulfilling the role of causing fumbles, QB sacks and interceptions this afternoon when the Baltimore criminals (better known as Ravens) came to town. This was the only one of the playoff games that was not very close and the Chiefs looked like they were missing a key member of the team.
Looks like Uncle Jesse is on to your scheme Ed. Tell the truth now, how much did you have bet on the Ravens?
I always wished I could sing. Now I wish Betty could.
<duckin’ and runnin"!>
Hey Betty.
That broom will come in handy getting around on these roads today.
If the weatherman said we were only going to see 13" of snow this year, we are half way there. Looks like I will have time to tie my snow flies for my club swap. It’s nice working for a college this time of the year, when they close for snow I get to stay home (Yeah). Let it snow, Let it snow!!!