WARNING!!!!!

Marco · February 4, 2007, 1:56pm

IN ORDER TO AVOID A NATIONAL CATASTROPHY,AVOID, AT ALL POSSIBLE COST, GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME.CALL ALL FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS TO ARRANGE A STAGGERED SEQUENCE SCHEDULE.
THE SIMULTANEOUS FLUSHINGS OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MILLIONS WOULD CAUSE A DANGEROUS LOWERING OF NATIONAL WATER PRESSURE THUS EMPERILLING ANY EMERGENCY WATER USE REQUIREMENTS SUCH AS FIRE HYDRANTS AND BARTENDERS WATER DISPENSING WANDS.
THE SUDDEN LOWERINGS OF MUNICIPAL WATER PRESSURES COULD ALSO CREATE A VACUUM IN DOMESTIC WATER SYSTEMS CAUSING SAME TO SUCK DIRTY WATER OUT OF DISHWASHERS,WASHING MACHINES AND DOG LAUNDRY TUBS (have RPZ valve installed Monday) AND BACK INTO THE MAIN WATER SUPPLY .
YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS ENDEAVOR WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

GO BEARS
PS: Almost forgot. I WILL BE FLUSHING IN THE 7th MINUTE OF HALFTIME (if Janet Jackson is not on stage)
Mark ( a concerned citizen just doin his part)

clyde_holmes · February 4, 2007, 2:16pm

Marco, sound advise but Go Colts :lol:

Eight_Thumbs · February 4, 2007, 3:35pm

Sorry but I’ve got to agree with Cylde, IT’S TIME FOR SOME BEAR HUNTING! Go Colts!!! :lol: :lol: 8T

Betty_Hiner · February 4, 2007, 6:21pm

Bear hunting on horseback?

Marco · February 4, 2007, 6:44pm

Hey Betty,
Not many could have caught the futility of THAT exercise.

Mark
GO BEARS

ohiotuber · February 4, 2007, 8:28pm

I will EXPLODE before I jeopardize the water supply! I intend to exercise unheard of willpower & self control until the game & all commercials are over. :lol:
GO BEARS!!
Mike

Max · February 4, 2007, 9:36pm

Bears are predators, at the top of the food chain.

Colts are grazers,food for predators.

GO BEARS!!!

J_Castwell · February 4, 2007, 10:06pm

or was it Flushing?
“The water you drink
today in Troy
was flushed this morning
in Perth Amboy” :lol:

DShock · February 4, 2007, 10:34pm

Can I have all your flyfishing stuff?
Doug

Marco · February 4, 2007, 10:38pm

Thanks for sharing that with us JC. I may “resort” to bottled water henceforth. THAT will be a BIG departure from my normal MO. Evian ?? Mark?? “No Way”, people will say.

Mark
GO BEARS

ohiotuber · February 4, 2007, 11:13pm

Dougie,
IF I explode OR implode tonight, you’ve GOT it!
Mike

DShock · February 4, 2007, 11:21pm

I almost forgot! FREE Shipping?
Everyone likes Bears, but Peyton Manning is going to send them back to Jellystone Park.
Doug P.S.HEY BOO BOO!

ohiotuber · February 4, 2007, 11:39pm

Dougie,
YEP! Free shipping…but in all the pre Super Bowl hype, they never mentioned that

Colts special teamers are allergic to tackling, &
Manning is color blind!
Stay tuned…
Mikey

DShock · February 5, 2007, 12:03am

Letterman’s wife isn’t going to be happy!
I just saw him watching the Super Bowl with Oprah Winfrey! Dave was also talking with his mouthful and she told him to knock it off!
Doug (commercial)

Warm_Water_Fly_Fishe · February 5, 2007, 12:06am

the Bears are Winning :!:

Warm_Water_Fly_Fishe · February 5, 2007, 12:07am

If the Colt’s want to win, they’re gonna need to learn how to catch and hold on to the ball awfully fast.

DShock · February 5, 2007, 12:37am

I feel a little guilty! I’m sitting here nice and dry while those poor fans are getting wet.
Colts just got the LEAD!
It’s OK, Chicago isn’t that big of a sports town anyway! :lol:
Doug

Marco · February 5, 2007, 1:10am

Hey Doug,
Judging by the ticket prices and lodging, ain’t a “poor” soul within 5 miles of the field. Let em soak.
I’ll forgive the insensitive “Chicago” comment. For now!

Mark
GO BEARS ( BETTER GO BEARS)
PS: Where’s Janet Jackson???

Gnu_Bee_Flyer · February 5, 2007, 1:13am

Who are the bears?

Marco · February 5, 2007, 1:16am

GBF,
You probably flushed out of sequence too just to get my goat.

Mark