Two Brooms (not ff) humour

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Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!”

“IMPOSSIBLE !!” said the groom broom.

“WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!”

Sounds to me like she’s been “sweeping” around!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

What did the Beaver say to the TREE???

Nice “GNAWING YOU!” :smiley:

Doug

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So you gentlemen have a lot of time on your hands?? :smiley:

Mark

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Mark,
I’m between girl friends! :frowning:
Thanks,
Doug

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Doug, Doug, Doug!!
Think about what you just said! This is a family site after all!!

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Jack,
Thanks for pointing that OUT!!! :frowning: Some days I don’t do anything right!!!
Thanks,
Doug

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you all scare me !

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Jack,
WHY is it that I can’t seem to get anywhere?? Would you give me a compliment and ‘inflate’ my ego?? Jack, I’m sittin’ here all by myself and I’m sad!! I’m thinkin’ about starting a Band!!

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Are you looking for help starting a band? Some band aids?

Please Doug, don’t make it so easy. It almost isn’t fun. Almost…

:wink:

Ed

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Lets see. a compliment huh? Well!..Gee!!.. Doug you have some neat SMILIES!! And you do a great (this is going to hurt!!) job of posting them!
When you get over, if ever, this obsession with smilies you will be an even better person!! I think there is a 12 step program offered by SA (you figure it out!) to help you.
I will now longer respond to any posts containing SMILIES!!

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Jack,
Thanks for the compliment!!!
I’ll be sure the next time I ask you a question, that my post won’t contain any smilies. That is for YOU!!, ONLY you!!
Did you go fishing today??
Doug

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That is much better doug.
Yes we went warm water fishing today and it was poor to say the least. The drought really has thing shut down here!

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Jack,
Has the weatherman predicted ANY rain for the near future??
Doug

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Doug;
I actualy had 3 drops hit my windsheild this past Wed.!! No relief in sight though!! I may have to give up fishing and clean out the garage instead!!

One good thing though, I tried the trolling motor for the first time today. I was worried about balance on the 'toon with all the extra weight in the back but my engineering skills told me to move the seat 1 inch forward. Yep I was right, worked perfect!! Did I ever tell you that I was a brilliant engineer? No?! Well now you know! Of course you have the furled leaders as proof!

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Jack,
A “brilliant engineer?” Anyway you engineered these furled leaders very well!! Just make sure your toon chair is secured! I hope you get some rain soon!
Doug

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Stainless Steel 1/4 20’s (4) with SS nylock nuts and SS washers!

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Jack,
FORGIVE ME Please! But here I am between 2 girlfriends!

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Hmmmmm!! Too much lipstick for me. But then, my taste in good whiskey may also differ. To each his whatever!!