Twas the night before fishing

Twas the night before Fishing, when all through the stream
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bream.
The stockings were released by the authorities with care,
I had hopes that trout soon would be there.

The rock bass were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of wooley buggers danced in my head.
And mamma in her blanket, and I in my cap,
Had just settled the terms of my fishing attack.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see my friend ?Hatter?.
Away to the door I flew like a flash,
To open the day so bold and so brash.

The loon on the lake sang a song of wo
Giving a feeling of gloom it did sow.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a hatch of caddis, and eight fishing rising.

With a little old bamboo, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment my luck might sure quit.
More flies I ordered and fast they came,
And Hatter whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Damsel! Now Dragon, ! now, Parachute and Hopper!
On, Cahill! On, Caddis! on Spinner and Coachman!
To the top of the water! to the top of the swell!
Now cast away! Cast away! Cast away all!”

As dry flies that before the wild frenzy fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, please slip on by.
So up to the rock-top the coursers they flew,
With my creel full of the take, and Hatter?s too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw with a poof
The prancing and spawning of each little fish .
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the stream they all went with a bound.

Hatter was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with mud and roots.
Our bundle of fish he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, right jolly was hisself,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had something to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And looked at the water, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the creel he did rose!

It he turned it toward his feet, to his team he gave whistle,
And away they all swam and down they did hustle.
And I heard him exclaim, ?ere he walked out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good life!”

NIIICCEEE! I give it a 10. Rolls off the tongue, easy to dance to, and put a smile on my face. :lol:

How about this one:
It’s really intended for opening day, but since you rhymed - -

'Twas the Night Before Opening

'Twas the night before opening
and all down the river,
no one was sleeping
nerves all a’quiver.

The rods were all strung
and the flies were all tied
but sleep wasn’t coming
stomachs churning inside.

When all of a sudden
out in the glade,
Whispers were heard
old friendships replayed.

At first I thought
that it couldn’t be true,
was it Lee and Ernie,
And Lefty Kreh too?

I peered out the window through
the moonlight’s bright gleam.
It was them all right,
at the edge of the stream.

Schweibert, of course,
Regaled Lefty and Lee,
with gourmet meal tales,
and of course a High Tea.

He told stories of princes
and Salmon and such,
and how fine wines and
exotic cheeses added so much.

Lee, as usual, didn’t do much talking,
he just let his fingers do all the walking.
He tied tiny flies that were really quite nice,
and he did it, as usual, without using a vise.

And while these two legends
were doing their “thing”.
Lefty was busy making
his fly line go “zing”.

He cast with the whole rod
and then just the tip.
His loops were so tight
that the line would just rip.

And while he was keeping
that fly line a’smokin’
he kept up a patter
of stories and jokin’

Finally, in the fading moonlight’s bright beam,
the trio discussed how to conquer the stream.
As I was about to discover their scheme
I suddenly awoke, 'cuz it was all just a dream …

Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore
SweetStreamS

This is awesome. Why not though, FAOL has everything including a POETRY corner now. :lol:

Very, very excellent poem. May have to be a tradition here.

Very, very excellent poem. May have to be a tradition here.

Jonezee, I feel the need for tea and scrumpits :smiley: