Wednesday Caster,
After reviewing your Resume’, it appears you may be over qualified for the position and were going to have to pass at this time.
UUUUUNNNLESS, you’d be willing to also double as lead guide (tying the flies on everyone’s line), camp host (yep, setting up and tearing down the tents each day), chef (cooking, morning, noon and night), photojournalist (writer and photographer of the entire event) and last but most important, Captain (that means rowing the raft).
During the interview process you also stated that Salary was negotiable. That’s great, because after all the doctor bills were going to have to pay for your torn, battered, bruised, worn out, and flat out tired body from completing all of your duties, all that will be left over is, all the Wild Trout, Steelhead, Massive Browns, Grayling, Bull Trout, Salmon, Bonefish, Tarpon, Barracuda, sharks, Jack Crevalle, and Permit you can catch, in your spare time, of course!!!
If your still interested in the position and you choose this mission after all of this, we will have you sign an Insanity Release and your hired, welcome to the team!
We leave in the morning, so hurry up and get ready!
Edited to include forgotten duties!
[This message has been edited by akalooker (edited 24 March 2006).]