Jim Allen;
First of all tell all your family and friends about this disease. I am afraid once it gets into you there is no way out. The fact that you have the coffee cup with a brand name on it is just an indication of how bad you have it. I am proud to say even I do not have a cup with a company name on it.
I do have a set of mugs with flies inside the plastic and coasters with flies on them, I was looking at some plates the other day and the wife hit me. Thanks God.
But once you have the mug with a company name on it, you are telling the world of your condition. Thankfully they do not know what we have or we would not have any friends.
I own a computer company and I have begun installing backgrounds for my customers that have flies on them. They think they are pretty. heheheheheh (evil laugh) I figure at least 2 out of 10 will get the disease.
Did you see how easy we got Diane hooked, she is now teaching classes… I think she has a mug she just is not telling anyone. <smile> But she is paying forward. And she is going to infect that whole college, D. Micus does the same thing.
I disagree with Lee S, (evil grin again)
You need more than one vise. One really good one and one nice one like the “A” and 2 or 3 cheap ones.
Now here is the plan. Someone somewhere will need a vise, for whatever reason, give them the cheap one, it will get them started. You see this happen a lot on the wanted board. We call it paying forward, but in reality it is spreading the disease.
Here is what I have been known to do, take one cheap vise, and a few tools, cheap ones, some material, usually the material that I am running low on… ( This allows me to place an order.) Then I teach someone how to tie a few flies. They find out how relaxing this is and they are hooked. I stand proud and present them with this box of stuff and send them on their way. I have a place on my website (hidden of course) that they are given access to. This site has most of the suppliers that I buy from linked. A few other places are linked also. (FAOL) has a link but I am thinking of using the banner as a link, but it is a hidden site so only my victims will see it… heheheheh
If you really want to lay blame on this I can tell you exactly where I got the disease.
JIM HATCH, not only did he give me a lot of help getting started, but he sent my GRANDSON some of his flies. A 4 year old that has participated in a swap.
Then AL Campbell, Ronn Lucas, Denny Conrad, Ladyfisher,Oh and Parnelli he is one of the worse one about spread the disease. He gets you into his class and you are toast.
There have been many others that have helped spread the disease to me… Flats Dude came over and gave me tying lessons, took me fishing, with some of those other disease spreaders, Stev, Purebs,Floridaflyer. Then you get Mikemv to come teach you how to cast, and Saltydancindave, brings a pickup truck full of flies.
OH I did forget one of the progressions. It is called hosting a fish-in. Did that last year. Spread the disease to Bill’s lovely wife Jill. I think Reuel is to blame for that one.
Reuel the hostess asked about you the other day. Said she needs exercise… My face turns red thinking about her telling him she was going to take him out to the parking lot.
Oh well… I think one of the progressive traits of this diesase is talking too muc
h… or writing too much…
See I do have it bad.
Jim tell your wife at least you are home and you keep your fly room clean. Well I just looked around and that might be stretching the truth a little… It does have a door on it with a lock so I can keep the guest out of it.
Sorry but you are way too far gone. Just sit back and understand there is not cure.
Take the treatment. (it keeps me out of the doghouse when the wife tells me not to spend any more money.) I just bought the fly rod case that Cabelas has on sale, holds 4 rods and 4 or 5 reels, looks like a gun case. 60 inches long, and was only 50 bucks. She knows it is to protect her custom rod. Beats the heck out of the PVC one I built for her.
Harold
[This message has been edited by Harold Hattaway (edited 07 February 2005).]