THE BIG MAN HAS BEGUN!!!
[b]NORAD TRACKS SANTA 2008[/b]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!
Merry Christmas Joe. What are you going to set out for Santa this evening? I’ll bet you’ve got some first-class, grade A cookies beside the fireplace 8T
Santa will be happy when he sees my offering of a Manhattan on the rocks with an extra cherry, and an assortment of Italian olives, dried salami and fresh made crusty rolls. You wonder how Santa can afford to imbibe on this all-important day? He outsourced the delivery to FedEx and UPS this year. Distress calls are being handled in his Customer Service Center in India, where “Kenny” and “Suzie” are handling the calls. I think they can almost speak English.
Hi Joe,
I want to compliment you on your sophisticated and very cosmopolitan snack for Santa. You may wake up on Christmas morning and find Santa sleeping on your couch waiting for a good breakfast before continuing his route. 8T
Every year I gather my nieces around the computer to track Santa on the NORAD site. It’s a great geography lesson for them and when Santa is getting close, we suddenly have no problem getting them off to bed :).