In the unfriendly skies today a terrible and potentially fatal accident occurred that will affect millions of parade goers and T.V. viewers on Thanksgiving Day in the United States. It seems that a missed communication between Santa, Air Traffic Controllers and an air liner resulted in this nearly fatal accident:
fortunately there were no fatalities although it did embarrass Santa to be frightened out of his suit. That’s not all though. It seems poor Mr. Kringle was unable to maintain control of the rein deer. they were last seen heading at Mach 2+ and 30,000 feet for the North Pole. An aviation hazard has been posted advising all pilots to keep an eye out for them.
Fooled Ya!! 
Happy Holidays folks!
