Steriods in Fly Fishing

New technologically advanced rods, “Slicker” fly lines, improved casting tecniques. . . I think not! I know you’re out there, juiced up fly fisher person. It’s time to come clean for the good of our sport. Stop making me look foolish on the casting pond!
I’m clean and I’m not going to take it any more! Ladyfisher and Castwell, please lead by example. . .now if you’ll just take this cup. . .
DB

DB,ok I’m busted… My 20 feet of casting is the results of my steroids, that resulted in my stardom. Does this mean I won’t go into the caster’s hall of fame???


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Not on your first ballot. DB

Grubb,

Maybe you could demand a recount, I think those voters from florida really intended to vote for you. lol

Ben

My biceps have always been this way. Yep, big as my thighs. Just good clean living and hard work. Now just get out of my foul tempered, bad breathed, acne prone way! I’m going fishing!

Can’t say as I do and can’t say as I don’t. I plead the 5th. But,I would tell all of you young up and coming fly fishers don’t do it.

Hey! Is that Grace Slick I hear singing in the back ground?

Doogie,

Ya got me. I’m busted. I’ve taken prednisone, and let me tell you, my moods swung like a sappling in a tornado. Now you have to realize that pre-medication I was about 5’ 7" and weighed 120 pounds. I gained somewhere near 40 pounds. Pure water I might add. Then I took a dieuretic (laisex?) and the weight wasgone in a few days. Had to take rigid Olympic Test in order to enter the ‘peeing distance contest’. I took the test and passed but lost to some guy who was able to double haul and reach 27-1/2 feet!

Now while this steroid temporarily increased my personal weight, it certainly didn’t help regarding fly casting. Both pre and post-prednisone, applying the phrase ‘long-distance casting’ to my casts is an oxymoron.

Allan

Just putting it in the blechers don’t make it count sill needs to be in bounds

I typically just injected directly into my flyline, but now and again it would go into a fit of ‘Roid-Rage’ and gave me lots of wind knots.

I’ve since moved on to Creatine; it seems to be a little calmer.

“I’m not here to talk about the past”

How do you think those bamboo guys can cast a 9’ rod all day?

we have had a bad problem with that down here in Texas. A holder of several Texas flyfish records has turned up as a steroid user. Not only that but he was doping his minners as well


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I never took any roids to lengthen my cast…but an 8-ball can help get through a night of tying or a long road trip!

Charlie

“I never did coke to get high…I just liked the smell.”

Not sure if many of our fly fishermen here in Washington are using steroids but I am willing to testify that I believe many of our salmon and steelhead are bulking up and could very well be because of steroids. In the past year I have had fish break off on more then one occasion. This has happened to me and some of my fellow anglers. Also, we noticed this in many river systems so the problem could be more wide spread then we think. Just the other day I was shown pictures of a 35.5 pound steelhead caught in my home river. The angler stated he had not hooked into a fish as strong as this one or as big ever before. It is becoming blatantly obvious that these fish are juicing up. Something needs to be done and quickly. I think congress should begin hearings on this matter immediately.

On the advice of my attorney (who casts even worse than I do), I intend to name only generic flys used by those who cheat by catching more trout than I do. I will not mention the size of my wooley bugger or describe the color and shape of my biggest San Juan Worm.

BTW, should I be forced to give further testimony, you will have to come find me in Belize (do they have extradition there?). Or maybe in New Zealand with Jax.


Snow on the roof with fire in the hearth

ooooooh OOOOOOH ooooooh, THUMP thump THUMP thump, ooooooh OOOOOOh ooooooh! "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, “KILLER STEELHEADS”, able to rip the fly line and back, right off of your reel. Able to jump out of the water and snap your Graphite Rod in half, with their Titanium Hook Jaw.

Don’t you love the escaped Fish Farm Steelheads, that have been injected, inspected, and selected?

Steroids? I thought that stuff was Gink!

If I said no you wouldn’t believe me and if I said yes I would be ostrasized and scorned and the media would laugh at me more than they do now.

I never had sex with that woman either. huh

Just because someone can cast 150 feet doesn’t mean there on roids!! I mean - your have to have the “skill” to cast properly right?

Brian


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