Christmas means mallards and snow… BRING ON CHRISTMAS!!
What have you been drinking lady!!! Christmas, Snow, cold, no fishing why would you want that BAH HUMBUG!!!
Fatman
Careful with that fruitcake, Betty. I know of a family in Zimbabwe who’s fruitcake exploded when they lit the candles on the table…wish I could’ve been there to see it!
TT.
Can we not talk about this. It feels really wierd. It’s like driving a 2011 car in 2010.
That’s what happens when you soak your fruitcake in 151 rum, I have reason to believe HRH has connections in middle Tennessee where proper fruitcake soaking fluid is produced.
I think Betty is trying to stir up the shack nasties early so she can sit back and laugh at everyone while she eats rum soaked fruitcake.
Ron,
Clearly you have never had any of Nora Batty’s fruitcake, the Lost Fruitcake of the Ancients, developed in the Wilds of Yorkshire. Stonehenge was raised on it. It is the true reason why the Vikings spend so much time pillaging in the area. They were looking for fruitcake. Its aphrodesiac qualities have long been commented on. If you don’t believe me, just ask Herbert ‘Truly’ Truelove, Norman Clegg, Mr. Crowcroft.
Ed, a fan of “Last of the Summer Wine”