Something to ponder

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

are you getting big time bored? or are you just a guy that likes to ponder wierd things? :frowning:

More than likely a combination of the two.

Wouldn’t it be shallower?

Cheers,

MontanaMoose

Is Marrying Ruth the cure for ruthlessness?

Oh where can a man find a cap for his knee
or a key for the lock of his hair
can His eyes be called an acadamy because there are pupils there .
On the crown of his head what jewels are found?
Who travels the bridge of his nose.
Can he use when shingling the roof of his mouth the nails on the end of his toes.
Can you rib him about the crook of his elbow being sent to jail . Do you dial your phone with your ring finger?
If you were to sell the fish you catch would that be the net profit?
I don’t know do you?

Ok Ok so I’m having a slow day. :oops:

Jonezee and GBF,

You guys r nuts :!: :lol:

Thank you, thank you Its nice to be recognized.

Ps. I am a WallNut whereas it is rumored that Jonzee is a PeaNut.

Walnuts stand around all day long doing nothing of any value whatsoever. They are oft times discovered leaning against the side of vacant buildings. Somewhat like picture frames are want to do.

Not to be confused with a Peanut. Peanuts are the type who derive much pleasure utilizing the big tree in the back yard as a form of expressive relief. Regular people will sometimes shun a peanut, not recognizing the fact that the tree benefits mightily from their presance. Thankfully peanuts usually only come out at night.

Thank you, thank you Its nice to be recognized.

Ps. I am a WallNut whereas it is rumored that Jonzee is a PeaNut.

Walnuts stand around all day long doing nothing of any value whatsoever. They are oft times discovered leaning against the side of vacant buildings. Somewhat like picture frames are want to do.

Not to be confused with a Peanut. Peanuts are the type who derive much pleasure utilizing the big tree in the back yard as a form of expressive relief. Regular people will sometimes shun a peanut, not recognizing the fact that the tree benefits mightily from their presance. Thankfully peanuts usually only come out at night.[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Help them quick cabin fever is setting in!

After you all figure all that out, ponder this:

If all our food we purchase in the stores is preserved with preservatives and our body absorbs a certain percentage of everything we eat, does that mean that eventually, we will not need a mortician to embalm us because we will already be preserved? Think about it. I bought a package of peanut butter crackers today and it stated that they would be good until May 2007!! Candy bars are good for almost a year!! :shock: :twisted: :wink:

I eat a lot of salt, therefore I will never bleed to death!
Polite Teamsters don’t picket their noses!
Mike

And if nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?

(oldie but …it’s late!)

Jeremy.

Thank you, thank you Its nice to be recognized.

Ps. I am a WallNut whereas it is rumored that Jonzee is a PeaNut.

Walnuts stand around all day long doing nothing of any value whatsoever. They are oft times discovered leaning against the side of vacant buildings. Somewhat like picture frames are want to do.

Not to be confused with a Peanut. Peanuts are the type who derive much pleasure utilizing the big tree in the back yard as a form of expressive relief. Regular people will sometimes shun a peanut, not recognizing the fact that the tree benefits mightily from their presance. Thankfully peanuts usually only come out at night.[/quote]

Evidently neither or you is a Hazel Nut, but a Beech Nut cannot be ruled out. As for me, I’m not smart enough for this, so I’ll represent the second grouping of the Nuts and Dolts. :slight_smile:

You can get oil from an oil well and ink from an ink well and yes, do you get casts from a Castwell…

:twisted:

Ed

:shock: :lol: :lol:

Gnu bee when do you sleep?
Man you must live on like two hours a day sleep.

Ed, You can’t get BLOOD out of a TURNIP!!!
Since YOU guys are nuts, can I join you?
Thanks,
Doug P.S. A while back I asked Gnu Bee Flyer if he stayed up all night like me. :smiley:

Since it is evident y’all have time to “ponder”, ponder THIS. Practically speaking, any piece of paper can be folded in half ONLY seven times. If, however, it could be folded in half 50 times, how long/tall would the pile of paper be?? This is assuming a normal thickness of a sheet of paper.

Mark
PS: Answer will either be correctly guessed or given.

Two to the fiftieth power…my cheapo calculator won’t do it…my cheapo brain is too lazy to do it…but my 1999 'puter says…1.12589991 ? 10 to the 15th sheets of paper…miles and miles…I’ll get back to ya!
:wink:
mcsteff

1000 sheets (2 reams) = 2 3/4 inches so it would be 1.12589991 x 10 to the 12th x 2.75 divided by 12 divided by 5280 = ?

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