Some things to think about while you wait for spring....

FAOL Community Sound Off
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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs!

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts/” Where’s that extra penny going to?

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Here’s an extended list…

http://www.joe-ks.com/Whys.htm

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Why is my roof leaking after a $4,600 roof job last Fall?
Isn’t cynicism worse than politics…but then politics is cynicism!
Thank God fishing will be here soon! :slight_smile:

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Have you ever stumbled while wading and broken a new flyrod?

Yes, one CAN cry while underwater.

Tears nothwithstanding, I enjoyed this Warren Piece… :twisted:

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Jack,
You better hurry up and get down there. I am starting to worry about Warren. :wink:

Warren,
Great thread. Now go do some fly fishing while humming twinkle, twinkle, little alphabet. :shock: :lol: :lol:

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WarrenP,
“YOU CAN CRY ME A RIVER”
Don’t remember the Singer…Peggy Lee? PatsyCline?
Doug :smiley:

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Why do they call buildings buildings after they have already been built???

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Joe Cocker?
:wink:

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Just looked it up on Amazon.
Cry Me A River, Author Julie London, Singer Julie London. 50-60’s singer.
Doug P.S. I think it has been sung by Joe and many other singers.

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<Set Hijacker mode = ON>

You can still get “Cry Me a River” by Julie London on her greatest hits album. I heartily recommend it. Now I guess that CD will cycle back into my truck…

<Set Hijacker mode = OFF>

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Hey WarrenP, that hit the spot so to speak, That was, good clean fun laugh’s…:slight_smile:

Hers one; why does the weather person call for rain when its snowing and iceing, like it is right now…lol :lol:

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Ed,
WHY! do YOU have a MODE and we don’t? :cry: :cry:
:cry: :cry: …is that enough for a river?
Doug :cry: :cry:

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Have you ever stumbled while wading and broken a new flyrod?

Yes, one CAN cry while underwater.

Tears nothwithstanding, I enjoyed this Warren Piece… :twisted:[/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: