I recently purchased a TU float tube from one of our members. Good Deal, Nice Tube, Birthday gift for a good friend.
However, it was shipped in a “My Size Barbie Doll” box!! It arrived today and most of the town was in getting mail. They know I’m 65, they know I’m single, and by the end of the week the whole town will know I buy Barbie Dolls!!
From now on guys it’s brown paper only, they expect that from old guys!!
I will save the box for some day I may get even!! It could be you!!
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!
Well, I could surmise that half the unattached ladies in town over the age of 45 may be putting you at the top of their “elgible dinner date partner” list.
The other half are probably crossing the street to keep from having to look you in the eye.
Gotta be a lotta grist for the rumor mill where you live. And I just now wondered to myself, “who is the guy that just happened to have a My Size Barbie Doll box available as a mailing carton in the first place”.
As Alice sez, “curiouser and curiouser”
There’s snow on the roof but the fire still burns in the oven.
[This message has been edited by Silvertop2 (edited 30 August 2005).]
Guys;
I can’t stop laughing!! This was a hoot!! Somebody is going to get that box back!!
To top it all off I pulled into the Lodge during a work project and caught a lot of “Remarks” as I presented it to my buddy as his Birthday gift!!
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!
Me thinks you need to search ebay for barbie. Curiosity made me and some of the prices will make you cry. You know thier close to the price of a good used drift boat.Scared me $685.00 for 1 stupid doll. just tell everyone in town you bought it to resell on ebay and their COLLECTABLE!!!
Jack…You ol’ PERVERT…If I knew you played with Barbi dolls, I’da slept in my Jeep last weekend!!
RAY…Are YOU comin’ to the fish-in? This could be a whole lotta fun!!!
Mike
That divorce barbie is also why Huricanes mainly get womens names " They run you ragged, use you up, then spit you out on the side of the road with the clothes on your back,homeless and wondering just what the ---- happened."
“I only want a blowup “My Size Barbie Doll” to call my own, and blowup doll that other guys can’t steal. Then them flirty flirty guys, with them flirty flirty eyes, will have to get a “Barbie Doll” thats real. When I come home at night she will be waiting, she be the truest doll in all the world. I rather have a blowup “My Size Barbie Doll” to call my own, then have a regular real life girl…”
IN any case Jack, you’re telling us that THATS YOUR STORY AND YOU’RE STICKING TO IT??
There were some very interesting questions posted above too.
I get the feeling a few will “drop out” of the AuSable affair after this and on the other hand there may be a few “additions”.
~Parnelli