OK! HOW BOUT! "I’ve Got FOUR Wheel Drive!!! I Can Drive in Deep Snow And as FAST As I Want!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: "
“Honey! Why Are We In The Ditch??” 
Doug :lol:
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Well!!
Mr Shock has again managed to totaly destroy a thread!! We must unite the Clans and defeat this insidous foe! Chaos will reign if we do not force him to his knees by exposing him to the masses as the incarnation of Black Beard to be hanged by the highest yard arm!
As the angelic, blue eyed, blond haired twin of this thread stealing lout I urge you to rise up and take arms against my most evil twin!!
P.S. I’m also cuter!!
Jack,
THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS!!! :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:
I’ll bet you a ‘BUCK!’ I’m better lookin’ than Y’ALL :lol:
Doug 8)
A “Buck”!! A lousy “Buck”! Now you’ve seen the Evil Twin at his best!! A "Buck’ hahahahhahaha!! :lol:
Jack!,
Eric said HE was my EVIL TWIN!!! NOT the OTHER WAY AROUND!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Get your story straight!!! And while yor at it GET YOUR LIFE STRAIGHT TOO!!! :lol: :shock: :lol:
Get YOR Oil Changed!! and YOR TIRES ALIGNED!!!
BUY A NEW SHIRT!!! THAT 1 HAS A BUNCH OF HOLES IN IT!!! :shock:
GET WITH THE PROGRAMMMMMMMMMMM!!! :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock:
Thanks,
Doug
Okay - here’s another twist for this one.
A couple of years ago when I was in India, we took a car from Delhi to Agra which is the home of the Taj Mahal.
Since there is a lot of traffic to and from that site from the capital city, they expanded the highway from two lanes to four lanes, and did it in such a way that it resembled US interstate highways with the grass median down the middle. So you have two lanes on one side and another two lanes on the other.
So - instead of driving with both lanes on one side going is one direction and both lanes on the other side going in the opposite direction like is done in the US…they have two-way traffic going on both side of the road. Essentially they have two parallel 2-lane highways.
I guess that the concept of a four lane road was a little foreign to them so they just kept doing it the way that they were familiar with…and it works for them, but it took a LOT of getting used to!
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OK! Everyone!,
Does this stuff make any sense to YOU??? :shock:
Thanks for confusing me JACK!!!
Your stressing me OUT!!! :shock:
Doug :lol:[/quote]
FG,
Please Forgive me for taking a slight Detour!!! Jack and Donald are responsible for this REPLY! :shock:
I told Jack to speak plain English! :lol: and over on the Carrie Stevens Post, Donald uttered the word; PEDANTRY! Well you know me by now! I just had to look UP Pedantry! :lol:
Pedantry Definition; Everything that Bored you in High School!
Reduction Of Sesqupedal Pedantry
Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interlude of hedonistic diversion renders John an habitudinous fellow.
Absentation from any aleatory undertakings precludes a potential escalation of a lucrative nature.
The optimal benefits of mundane existence inure gratuitously.
It is inadvisible to indulge in equine exchanges while yet halfway traversant through aqueous conduits.
Does anyone on the BB understand any of this Stuff??? :shock:
A SCARIER! question is, Does anyone on the BB know anyone that TALKS like this??? :shock: :shock:
So THANKS Jack & Donald for giving me a ‘Project!’ :lol:
Doug
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Sounds like a G W speech to me.
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Jack!,
Eric said HE was my EVIL TWIN!!! NOT the OTHER WAY AROUND!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Get your story straight!!! And while yor at it GET YOUR LIFE STRAIGHT TOO!!! :lol: :shock: :lol:
Get YOR Oil Changed!! and YOR TIRES ALIGNED!!!
BUY A NEW SHIRT!!! THAT 1 HAS A BUNCH OF HOLES IN IT!!! :shock:
GET WITH THE PROGRAMMMMMMMMMMM!!! :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock:
Thanks,
Doug :D[/quote]
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Jack!,
Eric said HE was my EVIL TWIN!!! NOT the OTHER WAY AROUND!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Get your story straight!!! And while yor at it GET YOUR LIFE STRAIGHT TOO!!! :lol: :shock: :lol:
Get YOR Oil Changed!! and YOR TIRES ALIGNED!!!
BUY A NEW SHIRT!!! THAT 1 HAS A BUNCH OF HOLES IN IT!!! :shock:
GET WITH THE PROGRAMMMMMMMMMMM!!! :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock:
Thanks,
Doug :D[/quote]
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Jack,
You better mind your P’s & Q’s!!! :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:
I’m gonna come down there and give you a TOUR of a CAN OF WHOOPA–!!! :shock: :lol:
I’ll SIC MY EVIL TWIN ON YA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks,
Doug
The only other time I heard a babble like you just made, was on a MAS*H episode where a young GI was having his confession heard by Fr. Mulkahey(sp?) in a crowded ward. It put the priest to sleep in that episode as well. 
Joe
Joe,
For many years I was insecure about my vocabulary and thought those ‘Babblers’ were much smarter than me! :lol:
Doug
Let them use all the big words they want to. Most (not all, Donald) of them are using the words to impress each other with the fact that they sit up all night reading the dictionary. Hell, I was just glad to get all the way through “Hooked on Phonics.” 
Joe
Anyway! back to Driving!
Thanks heaven I don’t see this situation very much because it drives me Crazy!!! It is when you are driving in the right lane on the freeway, approaching a MERGE LANE, and here comes the merging traffic, most of the time the cars are picking up enough speed to merge, but TODAY this guy (Idiot!) was driving SLOW!, partly on the shoulder and this truck was trying to be polite and let him (Idiot!) into traffic, but Mr. Idiot was oblivious to the gesture! :shock: It was then my turn to slow down to 45 to accomodate him and I madly waved Mr. Dufus onto the freeway in front of me. My policy is NOT to honk my horn, but I was tempted!
These people are a MENACE! but luckily I rarely encounter them!
When I’m driving and come upon someone having trouble with keeping up with the traffic (Too Slow) I make my decision wether to pass them based on when and where my next exit is, also how many cars in the flow.
If a person tailgates me on the freeway, I start to slow down (brake lights), if no results, then repeat as needed, with the goal being to get them to go around me. This works good and most of the time I don’t have the tailgating problem on the freeway. Tailgating concerns me more on the freeway because of the higher speeds. I try to leave mutliple car lengths of space in front of me.
Doug
how about this one:
http://www.wgal.com/news/13943486/detail.html
I drive that stretch of highway often and he had to be going well above 55m.p.h. There are roll over signs on all of the ramps in our area telling truck drivers to slow down. Some obey them but most do not. I am not knocking truck drivers but guys like this irk me. He knows he is in a top heavy vehicle and high speed in a turn will cause his load to shift. If he was going too fast for road/load conditions they should throw the book at him. I think law enforcement in our area is tired of dealing with these types of needless accidents and death. This happens way too much in the Harrisburg, Pa. area.
That’s ridiculous! I’m noticing more crappy truck drivers lately, mostly tailgating cars.
Doug
It’s normal for 2 -3 semi accidents a week in Nashville but there have been 3 tip overs in 2 days this week!! All at interchanges! Yesterday they no sooner got one cleaned up and another tipped over going the other way! Tonight what looks to be an diesel oil tanker was still burning at 6:30! It was so hot the fire fighters were just trying to control the surrounding fires and keep them from spreading! It seems there is no speed limit for semi’s in TN!!
One thing in Tennesse drivers favor, they do obey school zone speed limits which is 15 mph!