Ole and Sven went fishing in a rented row boat, and did they catch the fish! It seemed as soon as they hooked and boated a fish, and replace the worm on their hook and toss the line back into the water, they had another fish on the line. Time flies when you are having fun, and pretty soon it was time to return the boat to the rental dock…
Sven: “Ole we sure caught a lot of fish today, maybe we come back tommorow and catch some more!”
Ole: “Ja Sven maybe we do just that!”
Sven: " Ja, I will mark the spot so we can find it again, when we come back tommorow!"
Sven reached into his tackle box, and pulled out a large black grease penciil and put a “BIG X” on the bottom of the boat!
Ole: "Sven, you darn fool, that won’t work!
Sven: “Why not Ole?”
Ole: “What if we don’t get the same boat tommorow?”
Did you know that there is a Poetry Section “Poet Creek”, in FAOL’s Lighter Side? ~Parnelli
Swen and Oly (names changed to protect the innocent!) were driving to market with their truck load of hay bales. Swen turns to Oly and says: (adlib your own accent as we go along) You know Oly, we’ve been bringing these bales to market for weeks now and we’re not making a profit, what do you think the problem is? Oly says, yeah yer right Swen, we’re selling these bales for a dollar apiece and it’s costing us a dollar a piece to produce! Swen mulls this over for awhile, when an idea finally comes to him. Oly he says, I got the answer! What we need is a larger truck!!
Swen and Oly (not their real names) are driving down the road in their pick-up truck, when Swen says to Oly: stick your head out the window and tell me if my turn signal is working? Oly sticks his head out but doesn’t say anything except hmmm? Swen says: well! are they working? Oly hesitates, then says, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope!!
Apparently, Denny received the same complaints about the thread as I did and beat me to deleting it. Denny must have thought it wasn’t something he’d want a kid to read.
Guys, Ya have to learn there is only one group you can safely joke about. REDNECKS, first you probably at some point in your life are one; second we are proud ot it, some of us buy stuff and labels us as Rednecks just in case we are so smooth you miss it. Ya’ll are real bad to slap a Confederate flag on redneck stuff but there are more rednecks in the state of NY than in the state of MS, just more people. Jeff Foxworthy has made a darn good living off us for several years, but what I want to know is how does he know so much about my family and why do ya’ll think it’s funny?
If I were you I’d send them all a batch of that famous Norse delicacy, Lutefisk. I’ve tasted my share and quite frankly, it’s not something I enjoy or would wish on my worst enemy. (Okay, Mabel Linsted made some that was edible.) Might be better than Viking fish repellent.
You must understand that Ole and Sven are not stupid. It’s just that their brains were frozen in a Minnesota winter when they were infants and have never been thawed out long enough to continue developing.
If you read the posts you vil see dat day vas talkin aboot Sven und Ole. I’m afraid I’m gonna have to take the heat for this one, cuz I tink I vas da won hoo changed da namez to Swen und Oly. My bad!!!
