:pIt has been brought to our attention that a group of nefarious characters are gathering in the Tullahoma Tennessee area. The ringleader alias Cactus Jack has reputedly been in the area or some time and has been recruiting many local citizens to participate in the plot. His second in command who is identified only as phodough god is supposed to bringing in variouse ingredients necessary to the plot and they will be joined by “Scuba Tim” which lends credence to the rumor that their activities will involve the Elk river with it’s power generating facilities. Citizens should take care if they encounter these individuals as they are armed with sharp hooks as well as elkhorns and other exotic gear.
Don’t worry Jim…I have contacted the CIA, FBI, TSA, HSA, Interpool and the YMCA. I told them to look for a couple of snow bunnies wearing rubber pants, waving long pointed sticks and talking with a funny accent.
Brad
Brad;
You forgot the TWRA, the THP, the TVA and the Franklin County Sheriff! 
Now that’s funny. Scary but funny
I wouldn’t be surprised if this message wasn’t cryptic enough with enough of the right letters that some Department of Homeland Security type is reading this right now.
Good one guys.
Jeff
I was thinking the same thing and was a little nervous about replying not wanting to be associated with the group mentioned above.
I am just wondering who will be notified when Fat Bill and I show up in April?
"I was thinking the same thing and was a little nervous about replying not wanting to be associated with the group mentioned above. "
Kerry,
We really are a harmless bunch…not wrapped too tight, and a couple of french fries short of a happy meal, but harmless.
I must be off…
Brad
I’m sure that when the above named authorities discover what a fine upstanding, outstanding, sober and politicaly correct bunch we are they will want to hold a parade and present Brad & Bill with a key to the city!
Is that what they call it these days? 
I reckon it all depends on which side of the bars one is on when the door closes…
Jeff
And with one of the posters named Kaboom1. LOL
Sorry to butt in but that just struck me as real funny.
George
Butt in?! Buttt in!!?! That’s the national (international?) past time around here! If nobody butted in, this place would die dutolacka!
Butt away, man! Butt away!
Kirk
You know, now that I read back thru that, It kinda make me wish I hadn’t signed my name. Darn, too late.
Y’all have fun up there. Looking forward to the reports.
kb
We are building Elk, and other notorius critters, proof fences around the WHOLE state of WYOMING!!!:razz:
Just what Brad & Bill need…a key to another financially strapped city that has been invaded by beings from the Island Nation of Ohio (keep in mind that Mikey was there once.)
[b]nefarious[/b]
One entry found.
Main Entry: ne?far?i?ous [
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i-ˈfer-ē-əs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin nefarius, from nefas crime, from ne- not + fas right, divine law; perhaps akin to Greek themis law, tithenai to place ? more at doDate: circa 1609 : flagrantly wicked or impious : evil synonyms see vicious
? ne?far?i?ous?ly [i]adverb[/i]
Hey…I resemble that remark!:p:p
OH that is just way to funny. Good One my man goood one
Joe;
That R Us!!
O.K. in strictest truth it should have said geriatric characters but occasionally I try to be nice … and see what it gets me
So NBoF stands for “Nefarious Boyz of FAOL?”
Joe, I hope your don’t get your passport yanked at the border. (Remember to catch some 'gills, for Mikey.)
Ed