I need HELP!!!!

Are there shot’s or some kind of therapy for any of the following addictions?
Bamboo Rod’s, just bought another!!
Furled leader’s, I’m waisting a perfect day to mow the lawn to make furled leaders!
Rod building, sort of slacked off with the nice weather.
Fly tying, Every evening!!


Don’t forget the Michigan Fish-In August 14th to the 20th. The Holy Water’s of the Au Sable await you!!

Cactus

GET MARRIED JACK!!!


You can call me Mike & you can call me Mikey…Just remember that this site’s about sharing!

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oh yeah Jack that’ll take care of your troubles… like nothing you ever dreamt of…sorry they don’t have a little hangin man icon but this sums it up

Sounds to me like you have everything in its proper order. Don’t change what’s not broken.


Steve (Rookie)

I’m with you Jack! I need help too. Similar addictions but not in the same order.

I really do need this 7’6" 3wt I’m building. I really do even if it is my third 3 wt.



Let No One Walk Alone
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Bill

Hey Jack,

Correct me if I’m wrong. You are retired
and in pretty good health, got friends up
the wazoo, and have several fishing related
hobbies that are neither illegal or immoral.
You have a lovely cane which is providing
you much pleasure and now your waiting on
another to double your pleasure.G You can
spend a day furling leaders and enjoy
yourself. You have friends to fish with and
your road trips are already legendary.G
Get a grip Jack! You ain’t doing nothing
wrong, you have arrived.G Quit feeling
guilty and kick back and enjoy life buddy.
Warm regards, Jim

You’re absolutely right Jack

Mark


I’d rather be in Wyoming!

Jack - You are obvisouly imbibing on an inferior type of cheap whiskey. As the Tuber and I can testify to, if you drink Irish Whisky you will be saved. Since there is no such thing as bad Irish Whiskey you can roll your eyes around in bed at night and sigh the night way after caufting down a few litters of Jamison, Kilbagon, Tulleymore Dew or the ever Omnificant Powers. Bushnills will only do in a pinch, it is reported to be made by Protostants, but we won’t hold that aginst them. This remedy can be taken, warm, on the rocks or with water if you are faint of heart. Good luck and bless you my dear Bamboo Rodder.


I learn more about the world while talking to myself when fishing alone

In regards to mowing the lawn: Anything worth doing will be just as worthy, perhaps even moreso, tomorrow or the next day. At least you have your priorities straight.

Larry Compton

I think an intervention is called for here. I’ll be happy to come up there tommorow to confiscate all rods, all rod building and tying supplies and the furling board. Just to be on the safe side I’ll take away all fly lines/reels also lest you hang yourself going cold turkey like that. Fear not though! I’ll bring you a T. V. guide to help plan your empty hours. No need to thank me. It’s what friends are for.


all leaders tangle; mine are just better at it than most. Jim

Jack, sorry you are suffering so.
Paul


“Give me ambiguity or give me something else”

Jack,

Come help me with a school district audit for a day or two. That will “cure” you in nothing flat. Haha!

Mike
Cadillac, MI

Send the second boo to me. that way you will still be at one boo and can be happy because they do not need to multiply.
The bigger the family the more toruble you may be in.

Rick

First and foremost, I will not be seperated from my rod’s, fly’s and leader’s!! Thank’s to all of you who have offerd to take them from me. But, They are mine, all mine, hehehehehehe, giggle, giggle! “I’m on the top of the World ma!!”.
Mikey, been married twice!! Like it better this way!! And just to darn ole to change my way’s
Bill know’s I’m right!!
Rookie & Jim Hatch have brought the proper therapy to my problem. Thanks for setting me straight Guy’s!!
Jonezee; You may be right about the cheap whisky!
Canoeman1947; I mowed the lawn tonight! Neighbors complained they couldn’t find their kids!!
Rainbowchaser LOL!!
Panfisher; Hang in there a suport group will be formed soon! FFA (Fly Fisher’s Anon) Meetings will be held on our favorite streams or ponds.


Don’t forget the Michigan Fish-In August 14th to the 20th. The Holy Water’s of the Au Sable await you!!

Cactus

An Elkhorn and a Hardy…is a Payne far off?
Jack my friend, you have got it bad. Bad that is if it keeps you awake at night, dreaming on that sweet cast to the far side and the take, the tug and the jump as the little bamboo rod quivers in your hand and the line races out through the guides…WAKE UP! Time for work…you lucky dog.


I learn more about the world while talking to myself when fishing alone

Jonezee;
I’m retired!!

I know that but the lawn doesn’t.