How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
‘What are you doing?’
She asked.
‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.
‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
She asked.
‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
You Baddddd!!!
Yea,REAL BAD!!!
Did he tie them on a hook?
Ha-haha-hahaha!
Sounds right to me. Ha Ha !
I thought if the fly made you wait for anything, it was a female. I could be wrong though. I’ll check with her and let you know as soon as she gets out of the bathroom.
TOld that to my wife and she didn’t think it was too funny…
I haven’t survived 25 years of pain and tortu… err, marital bliss by getting involved in conversations like this.
I’ll remain silent. 
Jeff
Afishanado–great pics! Talk about cojones…
Now the real question inquiring minds want to have answered, of course, is are the fish too intimidated to take such a masculine fly?
I’m with Jeff, 100% on this one.
Already made the mistake ONCE, when our answering machine broke and Linda suggested we buy a new one.
I very intelligently asked her…“Why, spend the money? With YOU, always on the phone, who can call and leave a message?”
It still says “Uniden 60mgrz” somewhere, on the back of my head.
I cut and pasted and sent to my wife at work. Lucky for me, I won’t be here when she gets home.
Man, we need to go fishing, BAD.
right on the money!!!
