Horrible Humor

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Oregonian, June 21, 07.
THE EDGE
We’ve Got The Urge To Merge
Marriot hotels, Arthur D. Little consultants and L.A.M.B. clothing merge to become,
MarriotALittleLamb.

Goodyear, BestBuy, Flumist, Hershey’s and Lay’s merge to create (my favorite),
GoodBuyMistHerChips.

3M and Krispy Kreme merge to create,
MMM Doughnuts.

Green Giant and Brunswick merge and become,
Peas and Cues.

Hair Club for Men and Huggies merge to create,
Ruggies, a line of disposable toupees.

Volkswagen and Energizer merge to create a new battery powered car,
The Bugs Bunny.

Cryogenics Labs, Windows ME and Amazon.com merge and become,
CryMEaRiver.

Whole Foods, Lee artificial nails, Mack trucks and Corelle dishware merge to form,
WholeLeeMackCorelle.

Henckel Cutlery merges with Nike to form a defense consulting group called,
Cut and Run.

Grey Poupon and Dockers merge to become,
PouponPants.

Last but not least (finally!)
Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers merge and become,
PolyWarnerCracker.
SORRY! :frowning:

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:twisted:
And they say I’M a “Sick” Person.
Bill

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Doug,
Now I really am starting to worry about you. :? I think you will be alright once the pain subsides. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the laugh, buddy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Doug,
You seem to have waaaaaayyyyyy too much time on your hands.

Mark

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You guys (Eric & Marco) quit taking potshots at the messenger!(ME!) :lol:
Isn’t amazing the strange talents that people have??? :lol:
Mark, I have too much time on my hands so I guess I should look for a girlfriend? (Then no time & Money!) :smiley:

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and, Fed X & UPS merge… = Fed Up?

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I knew it all along, IT’S CONTAGEOUS. Take all necessary precautions before it escapes the confines of the above posts. Act QUICKLY. Humor as we once knew it is at stake.

Mark
PS: :slight_smile:
And then there’s the one about the guy that walks into the bar with a woodpecker on his head. So the bartender asks…

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JC,
That’s a coincidence, my friend told me that one today. :lol:

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I guess I should change the post to Horrible Disease! :frowning: :smiley:

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haha :lol:
man i thought i had time !!!

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Friend? I had a friend once, he gnawed his way out of the box and got away… :?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Did he used to play baseball with the OSU Beavers?

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Another merger between IBM, AT&T, Capital Records, and Citicorp would give IB At Capital Citi…

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Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I LOVE numbers 1 & 4!!!
Mike

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Lyondell Refining, Sun Oil, and Mitsubishi become

Lyonsunubishi

Kirk

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I love my wife, but the choices of titles at our drive in currently …

:shock:

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Very Funny! I’ve been to BOTH movies! :lol: (if you know what I mean) :smiley: