Just kidding, although I’d be the one to do that if it were indeed possible. I just wanted to thank everyone who responded to my many recent posts. So far, I’m up to wrapping guides. Everything is by the numbers so far. Thanks again to everyone!
hehehe. had a good laugh when reading the subject of your post…
Relieved i’m able to admit it…
A neighbor of mine told me that a young guy working on his house recently cut his head open (12 stitches) with a circular saw. For the life of me I could not imagine how one could do this and why his head was so close to the saw. Then she added, it was on an eight foot step ladder and he moved the ladder. CLUNK! Falling saw leaves big gash.
Now I read your opening statement and I start to wonder how this happened. Glad to hear you were joking as I was beginning to wonder how you go about building fly rods!
Good opening and I enjoyed a good laugh. Thanks.
Hey, if you glued your fingers to the cork you wouldn’t be able to communicate that information. At least not here. 
Good title though.
Allan
If you glued your fingers to the cork, you’d have a great excuse to go fishing every day…