AAARGH! I am a reasonable woman, who is proud to say my actual age, not one of those vain types who always insist on giving their age much younger. HOWEVER, I absolutely will not stand for Mr. Dunce (aka Bill), who’s math skills are atrocius, to get away with ADDING years to my age!
Disgruntled Jean (tapping bloodied bat in hand)
]Just want to take a moment to Announce that Today is Jean’s(aka sewdrapes) 29th Anniversery of Her 29th Birthday!
Happy Birthday Love
Bill
Whoops I am in DEEP S*** she is only 56
Bill whose head is “Beaten and Bloodied”
Then in the awkward silence that followed somewhere in the background a lone quavering voice nervously begins to sing Haapppyy birthday to you, happy birthday to you… a loud gasp rings out, then the sound of running feet, sounds of pursuit, from a distance a tiny scream drifts eerily our way then…finally silence once more…
Will we ever hear from Bill again? Only time will tell…
“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.” --Will Rogers
(This is just a general quotation that some may enjoy, sewdrapes, and in no way a commentary on the surface condition of the roads you personally have travelled. )
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