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Marco, Thank you very much. I accept your aforementioned salutations and would like to return them to your family. Good to see political correctness alive and well :lol:
Mark,
Back atcha! :roll: :lol: BTW…
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
Also best wishes for our friends of other faiths and cultures.
Politically correct?..ME?..an Irishman?
Mike
Mike, We forgive ya :lol: This country owes a lot to the Irish, especially when theres a fire. Have a joyus one and hope to meet up with you sometime 8)
Marco,
I just had a nightmare that you were my Professor and that was my first lecture! It’s MY fault, I ate that chili dog about 3:00 am!
WHY would I be required to get a good grade, just enduring those lectures should be good for a C!
Happy Winter Solstice to you’n and your’n. I don’t know what solstice means, because I grew up when people celebrated Christmas. Now it’s been turned into a month long HOLIDAY MARDI GRAS!
I’m with you! we don’t want to trample on people’s rights! So let’s drive safely during the HOLIDAY and drink our HOLIDAY cheer and above all, buy as much HOLIDAY stuff as our cards will hold!
I hope you have good health and happiness and…
Merry Christmas!
Doug
I’m with you, Gringo. They can take all that political correct malarky and…
Joe
Disclaimer: The electricity to operate this I-Mac G5 came from a coal burning power plant adjacent to a poluted waterway. The beer cans emptied during this posting were chucked in the regular trash (along with the plastic holdy thingy) slated to go to the landfill, because the political subdivision in which I reside was not making enough money on the recycling pickup at my house, so they put bins for collection in a place far away that is almost inaccessible, and transporting said recyclables uses more fuel to transport them than can be made back through the recycling process, mainly due to the artificailly inflated cost of gasoline and the passage of an increase in the minimum wage law in Ohio (I did not vote for said increase). I hope that all the polically correct people get EXACTLY what they ask for.
:oops:I am embareassed by All this Insensitivity in this topic, Oh the shame of not thinking of some poor non seasonal celebrant… OK PC taking care of, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!
Bill
It’s MY fault, I ate that chili dog about 3:00 am!