Girls really DO have cooties!

A new study found that women have a greater variety of bacteria on their hands than men do. Also, the bacteria on one of your hands do not necessarily match the bacteria on the other.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/11/03/hand.wash.women.ap/index.html#cnnSTCText

My interest in this stems from the fact my mother has chronic contact dermatitis on one of her palms, but not the other. When the doctor asked her what she touched with her left hand but not the right, she replied “my right hand”.

I KNEW IT!!!lol

Will this post hold up in court with my divorce lawyer?:???:

That’s exactly what I thought until I was 18 yrs old and I don’t know what happened after that.
Doug :oops:

DG;
There is a long, and true story about that that I will relate at the next Idaho Fish-In some evening around the campfire. Has to do with failures in aircraft guideance systems…

O.K., you opened this can of worms.:smiley: Check out these sites. They may just save your life.

http://www.lifescript.com/Health/Everyday-Care/Environment/12_Germy_Items_That_Will_Gross_You_Out.aspx?trans=1&du=1&gclid=CKSZ4u3u4JYCFQwNGgodinG7Ow&ef_id=1350:3:c_22fcf9814ad618e337f43ac86f6e6154_1891743215:7br2ZNBkAk8AACFyceYAAAAM:20081106152703

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Food borne illness is miserable to suffer and can be fatal.

DG,
Maybe the Doc’s question should have been - Who have you been touching not what :rolleyes::p:oops:

Isn’t there a book: “I Learned Everything I Need to Know in Kindergarten”?

And they have stereotyped us all this time as being what?

The bird has come home to roost.

I have mathematical proof that girls not only have cooties, but are evil. I received this from one of my 7th grade male students a few years ago. It was so good that I decided to keep!

Must have been some kid! Thanks for the laugh!:smiley:

ranchwife,
That is very funny!
Thanks,
Doug

Ranchwife,
I Thought so and you have the proof, BUT they are soo pretty!

hey… dont touch that, you dont know where it’s been.

Well DUH!!!