Dave's Witness Article

Hey Dave,

You’ll have to forgive me as I can be
slow on the uptake at times. I just noticed
that the big case you were testifying in
was the United States vs Ohio Tuber.G
Just curious, did you successfully convict
the rascal, or is he still on the loose
wreaking havoc on the populace. Folks need
to know these things. Forwarned is
fore armed!G Warm regards, Jim

Jim, he beat the rap. The jury had no trouble agreeing with the insanity defense. so tuber is still on the loose.

First million dollar mansions now million dollar boats. Which one is yours Dave?


Who has time for stress when there are fish to catch.
Nick

the three hundred dollar kayak.

Great timimg Dave,
Jury duty, for us, happening NOW.
…lee s.

YUP! I beat the rap, I did, I did!!
Na-na-na-na-naaah!
Guess Who?

See Tuber, I told you my cousin Vinnie would help you “convince” the jury. Its amazing what a 6 pack of beer and a bottle of rum will buy.

Glad to see you beat the rap.

jed