Okay Dude I read your story. And I am confused. Were you taking shots at people form Philadelphia? Females from Philadelphia? City bred labs? Or just yankess in general? S
By the way, did I ever tell you that I was born in Philadelphia, PA?
Philly female labs that can’t catch ducks???
And you, anglerdave… admitting to all online that you were born in the city of duckless labs!!! Shame on you! ;0)
"My fishing is no longer an obsession, an addiction, or a mania; it’s much more than that!
" - Dave Micus
Who…meeee? (But they are just so pickable)
Gary
I think you need to invite the ladies to the next fish in. No need in you having all the fun.
Too bad we do not have that picture of all the sharks and the people wading across the little strip of land. Now that would insure their (participation)
Harold
One of my fishin’ buds has a couple of stepsons born and raised in Florida.
Neither one of them will wade fish because they’re afraid of the gators… here in Connecticut.
“Nick’s heart tightened as the trout moved. He felt all the old feeling” …Ernest Hemingway
Don’t sweat it Dude. We say much worse things about you backwoodsass southerners.
A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs
(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg
(Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg
(Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) “Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg”
(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches
(Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg
(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still.
(Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol’ Yeller Dawg
(Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin’ Dawg
(Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin’ Dawg
(Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg
(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs
(Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg
(Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Southern) Nekkid Dawg
(Yankee) Dachshund
(Southern) Wienie Dawg
(Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Southern) Sled-Pullin’ Dawg
(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Southern) “What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?”
(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
(Southern) Danged BIG Dawg
(Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
(Southern) Egg-Suckin’ Dawg
(Yankee) Any lazy dog
(Southern) Good fer nothin’ Dawg
(Yankee) Any dog that’s dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge
(Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had
Epon…I see you’ve spent a great deal of time in the south…there’s hope for you yet!(That was too funny)
I love the south. I think of a dark haired southern belle, long and lean (but top heavy) subtley saying in a soft southern drawl
“e - how 'bout you take a spell on that there blanket and let me fix you up a cool glass of lemonade”
I of course have no interest in the lemonade and she has no intention of fixin’ it.
The difference between a northern girl and a southern girl.
A northern girl says “Yes you can”
A southern girl says “Yes Y’all can”
Fly4it
The real difference between a northern girl and a southern girl will become apparent when the first southern girl hears what you just wrote.
Man I would not want to be at your keyboard. And you a Virginian
Hey Flats, tell Linda to read that post and I’ll sell tickets to that Natural Disaster.
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FLT4IT…and HH (you already know)…that’s when another old Southern saying comes out of the female’s mouth in a Southern drawl…
“I’m fixin’ to open up a big can of whupass on that feller that uttered such words.”
Guess I don’t get an invite to Fl. for that one.
It got me kicked out of Ga. in 78
Fly4it;
Not so fast, we pirates have decided that you should be invited to the fish-in and all other activities we have here in Florida.
First it will take the heat off us and we can all buy new 12wts. And if you are bad enough we might just be able to sneak in a new reel.
Second, the ladies here do not run men out of town. They slice the poor guy’s ankles and drag him behind the boat shark fishing. I still want to catch a shark on the fly rod.
So please come to Florida.
WE will throw you a special party with at least 4 wonderful ladies, Linda, Sue, Jill and Gloria. I am sure it will be a vacation you will never forget. Hey Pirates the rest of your wives are invited also. <grin>
Harold
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Harold The wife said it would be OK but only after she takes out a very large insurance policy on me and I pay for the Rum and Bourbon prior to the being shark/gator bait.
Fly4it;
Tell her to make sure she buys insurance that pays double if death is by being torn apart by hungry sharks. It is pretty cheap here in Florida if you do not tell them where you are from. If they find out you are a northerner they up the price.
Also tell her if she wants some of your DNA for cloning to get it before you come down, our pets leave very little.
Ask her if she wants it filmed?
Harold
Yes to the film,wide screen please.No to the DNA cause one of me in any lifetime is too much.